It's the goatee! by kirana_44 (Doppelganger challenge)

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Title: It's the goatee!
Author: kirana_44
Summary: McKay knew he was right and they were wrong.
Rating: PG
Pairing: Gen.
Disclaimer: Not mine, very much not mine.
Author's Note This is complete and unrepentant insanity.



"He's the one with the goatee," McKay yelled gesturing wildly, "That means he's the evil one.
Don't you know anything?"

His goatee'd counterpart raised an eyebrow and smirked as McKay's face got redder and he spluttered.

"This is not fair. I didn't do it, he did."

"I had nothing to do with it. He is the one who blew up a solar system."

"He's got a point McKay."

"I make one mistake," he muttered under his breath, "I'm telling you he's the evil one, not me. It's the goatee, think Star Trek."

Evil?McKay started to look worried.

John looked at him, "He does have point you know."

Evil!McKay fiddled with what they'd all assumed was a watch, gave them a see ya suckers look and vanished.

"Okay McKay you were right, the goatee should have been a dead give away."

McKay looked happily smug.