Rejected Mission Report by Slybrarian

[slybrarian.livejournal.com]

Title: Rejected Mission Report by Lt. Colonel John Sheppard, USAF (Still!) (Mission Report & Amnesty '08)
Author: slybrarian
Rating: Teen
Pairings: Off-screen John/Cam
Words: ~400, large image

Summary: A mission report written after an AU version of "The Return" that I am working on, in which John may be gloating just a little bit. Warning for large image under the cut and references to illegal homosexual acts by pilots.

Comments

[marag.livejournal.com]

::falls off couch, laughing::

Okay, I want to write a coherent explanation of everything I loved about this, but I'm afraid I'm too busy giggling hysterically and wiping tears out of my eyes ;) Thank you for a desperately needed laugh!

[slybrarian.livejournal.com]

Heh heh, you're welcome!

-snort-

[kartano.livejournal.com]

This is one of the reasons why I'm not doing debate research right now. x3 Tani is greatly amused and should stop laughing this hard before she falls out of her chair.

'Acting on very stupid standing orders...' <-- WIN.

Re: -snort-

[slybrarian.livejournal.com]

It was a slightly silly order, wasn't it? You'd think they'd borrow a planet-wide ARW from the Asgard, but that would be too intelligent.

[bluflamingo.livejournal.com]

Well, I suppose it does cover all the major points of the mission :)

If you didn't have to keep retyping this, we'd have more time for this bit here

Why do I think this will be the most effective argument for John doing the report properly next time?! I loved that John feels the need to specify that they're having sex twice - that's a strong dedication to the truth, there. Though - Cam Mitchell, innocent? Thank goodness for the 'supposedly'!

[slybrarian.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's definitely a more effective argument. He dislikes doing mission reports even when they're for actual missions, let alone missions he had to go against orders to do.

Yeah, Cam isn't really all that innocent, but everyone knows that SG-1's golden boy would never do something like this without the corrupting influence of Sheppard. Right?

[bleedingfilth.livejournal.com]

Wacky antics!

This is the best thing EVER! It is love. You're the best!

[slybrarian.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[tktrix.livejournal.com]

In conclusion, suck on it Landry.


That is fantastic. I want John to be my CO. Life would be far more interesting.

[slybrarian.livejournal.com]

Interesting, yes, although not always in a good way. :D

[lapislaz.livejournal.com]

Am rofling all over the place here. Well done, commander!

[slybrarian.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[slybrarian.livejournal.com]

It really is. By all rights he should be sitting in a cell eating gruel, not gallivanting across the galaxy. I guess it pays to have friends in high places.

[cat-77.livejournal.com]

Hee! Awesome.

[slybrarian.livejournal.com]

Thanks.

[ladyholder.livejournal.com]

:: Giggles madly :: Love, love, love this. And I can so see this as being the actual for SGA-1 only report. Says everything that needs to be said & how it needed to be said. Go John!

~L

[slybrarian.livejournal.com]

It is a fairly typical first draft, although I don't think John intends them to be rejected. ;)

[rhianona]

*snicker* Oh gods... very funny and amusing.

[slybrarian.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[vain-glorious.livejournal.com]

Awesome!

[slybrarian.livejournal.com]

Glee!

[jujuberry136.livejournal.com]

*giggles madly*

In conclusion: suck on it, Landry

*dies laughing*

LOVE IT!

[slybrarian.livejournal.com]

*snickers as well*

[twicet.livejournal.com]

I needed a really good laugh. Thank you *g*

[slybrarian.livejournal.com]

You're welcome!

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

bwah! This was great.

[slybrarian.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[eruminator.livejournal.com]

So?

Point.

\o/

Indeed Colonel Sheppard. In-deed.

\o/ <-- ME <3 <-- Hearts U <-- You

That is all.

Well it's not. Because, the thing in my icon? Is what I will totally do to you if we ever meet in person. That is all.

Er... in a so very not rapey way, of course.

[slybrarian.livejournal.com]

Thanks! There may be more like this coming soonish. I'm having way too much fun with Inkscape, and it is amnesty season. *looks at the Supernatural Challenge*\

*blink* Do you even have the right equipment for that?

[rightxhere.livejournal.com]

First John/Cam referenced thing I've read.......holy CRAP that was AWESOME!

*must spend some time next week hunting down John/Cam fic, and mayhaps writing some over the weeks to come*

Well done! Brilliant 'fic' ;)

[slybrarian.livejournal.com]

Thanks! You should keep an eye on sg_flyboys next month, and check out this list (http://skieswideopen.livejournal.com/1892.html) by skieswideopen for more John/Cam.

[shaddyr]

asdf;lkj;asd

::gasp::

*thud*

::laughs hysterically while rolling on floor::

Tears. In my EYES. Can't SEE. Keyboard. OMG. Fuck. HYSTERICAL!

WIN

[slybrarian.livejournal.com]

*does a victory dance*

[ninja007.livejournal.com]

*spewing pepsi onto computer* RLMFAO!!!!

Oh my God! This is hysterical!!!

I loved this!

Well done. bluflamingo and I were just grousing about how there is a John/Cam story drought. Well, actually I was the one bi*#ching...

[slybrarian.livejournal.com]

Thanks! There has been a lack of stories lately, yes, although I imagine that's because many of those who write the pairing are writing for the sg_flyboys challenge. Maybe I'll write another one that's a bit more substantive for another amnesty entry.

[ianthe-echo.livejournal.com]

*laughing too much to comment coherently*

[slybrarian.livejournal.com]

Huzzah!

[dossier.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes-- catharsis by laying it all out there; should be good for John's ongoing therapy, as he's obviously psychotic. :) We call that Evil Fingers (tm) at the office.

[slybrarian.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't know about psychotic, although he certainly has Issues, complete with capital letter. Also, somehow I doubt Kate had quite this manner of expression in mind.

[clpm-9.livejournal.com]

*giggles*
Well at least he is telling the truth.
Wonderful :)

[slybrarian.livejournal.com]

Of course he's telling the truth. Lying is wrong. John would never lie. Really.

[sqweakie.livejournal.com]

Oh Gosh, That was great and perfect. I would love to see this fic because the report you paint is hilarious, especially the written comments. Ancient losers...giggle...

[slybrarian.livejournal.com]

The funny thing is that this part of the story is pretty close to cannon. If anything, it might involve less law-breaking... and yes, Ancient losers. Most powerful race in three galaxies with warships capable of one-shotting hive ships and they lost a war to a bunch of space vampires.

[psyko-kittie.livejournal.com]

*laughs* You rock!

[slybrarian.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[infinimato.livejournal.com]

bwahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha you gotta share some of that stuff you're on
hahahahahahahahhahahaha

[slybrarian.livejournal.com]

No! It's mine! You can't have the precious... my precious....

[cryptocat.livejournal.com]

I was almost late for work because I had to read this twice.

"suck on it, Landry" Pure win.

[slybrarian.livejournal.com]

I'm very, very sorry. Really. I am. This is my sorry face. :D