Risqué, by kageygirl, for the Dangling challenge

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Title: Risqué
Author: kageygirl
Rating: G
Category: Gen
Summary: Laugh, and the galaxy laughs with you.

Oh-so-very not my fault. aithine and ophidiae, you know what you did.


Risqué


"I recognize that this might come off as culturally insensitive, but that?" Rodney pointed to the grove of harruka trees, and the Onakundu dodging around the tree trunks, shrieking and laughing. "Is just incredibly weird."

John pretty much agreed with him, but he was glad Rodney had been the one to say it--that way, John could keep his mouth shut and come out of this looking noble by comparison. Teyla gave them all one of her diplomatic smiles, but not her best ever--this one looked precarious around the edges, like she might lose control of it at any moment, though you had to have seen a lot of them to notice the difference. "I admit that the Onakundu have an... unusual manner of honoring their harvest gods, but I believe that all celebrations of life are inherently valuable."

"Even the sticky ones, huh?" Ford was watching the Onakundu with something like vague horror, and John had to wonder how many times he'd gotten in trouble as a kid for coming home dirty.

"Especially the sticky ones," John murmured, just loud enough for Rodney to whip his head around with a wide-eyed look. John kept his expression deliberately mild as Rodney broke into a surprised and so-not-innocent grin.

Raising his voice for Ford and Teyla, John said, "So, this is supposed to help increase the fruit yield next year, right?" Rodney snorted, and John definitely did not look at him, because then he'd never get through this with a straight face.

"Yes, Major." Great, now Teyla sounded like she was about to laugh. Then again, the Onakundu seemed to be having a pretty good time, so John guessed it wasn't really disrespectful or anything.

"Well, then." John grinned at his team and swept his arms out, ushering them forward. "Let's get to celebrating."

He plucked one of the overripe pods that the Onakundu had deliberately left unpicked, dangling from a drooping harruka limb, took careful aim, and splatted his seed against a tree, making a really obscene squishing noise that drew cheers from the Onakundu, and something suspiciously like giggling from Ford.

"Let's hear it for the thinly veiled sex metaphors," Rodney muttered, and then they were all hurling swollen seed pods at the gaily decorated trees, trying to out-squish one another and laughing themselves out of breath.

Comments

[teaphile.livejournal.com]

Too, too cute.

[kageygirl.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[crystalheaven.livejournal.com]

I used to get in trouble all the time for comeng home dirty. But really, you live next to woods and a sand pit, and what to you expect your kid to look like? *snickers*

"Well, then." John grinned at his team and swept his arms out, ushering them forward. "Let's get to celebrating." Oh, to be celebrating with them. Cause really, you can never have enough thinly veiled sex metaphors. *cracks up laughing*

[kageygirl.livejournal.com]

Cause really, you can never have enough thinly veiled sex metaphors.

Never ever. *g* Thanks, glad you liked it!

[tafkarfanfic.livejournal.com]

Great punchline.

[kageygirl.livejournal.com]

Thanks! *g*

[rosewildeirish.livejournal.com]

This is just too funny, coming on the heels of a rant by me (in my journal) about the use of "seed" in porny fic.

Fun, tho.

*collapses into bed*

[kageygirl.livejournal.com]

Hee! On the one hand, it was pure coincidence, and on the other hand, it really... wasn't. *g* I'm glad you liked it!

[ophidiae.livejournal.com]

aithine and ophidiae, you know what you did.

Yep! Excuse me while I cackle with diabolical glee. };>

We wouldn't encourage you if you didn't write such good crackfic, my dear.

[porntestpilot.livejournal.com]

I love that icon.

[cedara]

He plucked one of the overripe pods that the Onakundu had deliberately left unpicked, dangling from a drooping harruka limb, took careful aim, and splatted his seed against a tree[...]

You know, for a *tiny* moment, I thought he didn't mean the pods when referring to seed...

[kageygirl.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that was the part that wasn't my fault. At all. Because originally, it did mean something different. *g*

[sarren.livejournal.com]

Very cute :)

I love the image of them playing together.

[kageygirl.livejournal.com]

Thanks! They work hard--they need a break now and then. *g*

[keight-2001.livejournal.com]

This put a smile on my face. Thanks for a fun read - there's just something about the idea of John murmering vaguely naughty jokes :)

[kageygirl.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you liked it! Yeah, John can pretty much murmur anything he wants to me, really. *g*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

splatted his seed against a tree
*does interesting forehead wriggling* W00t?! Coz really, we all know it should be its, ITS, not his, nooooo *snickerfit*

Very nice happy banter. More tuba, dear?

[daughtershade.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing from your icon* OMG Booster and Beetle! I love it. Where did you get it from?

[rivier.livejournal.com]

"Let's hear it for the thinly veiled sex metaphors"

I mean, just, YAY! What the Canuckistan Butter Mountain said!

I love smirking at my desk first thing in the morning.

[kageygirl.livejournal.com]

Yay smirking!

Thanks, darlin'--I'm glad it gave you some happy. *g*

[ship-recs.livejournal.com]

haha, lovely.

[kageygirl.livejournal.com]

*g* Thanks!

[jenlev.livejournal.com]

bwahaha! thank you for giving me a grin to take to work with me this morning. *g*

[kageygirl.livejournal.com]

You're welcome--I'm glad you liked it! *g*

[mer1973.livejournal.com]

snickers I knew it would work for humor!

[kageygirl.livejournal.com]

::giggles:: Well, it sure as hell wasn't going to work any other way. *g* Thanks!

[coreopsis.livejournal.com]

heee! Your crack fu is the best. *g*

[kageygirl.livejournal.com]

::giggles:: Thanks! I am but a humble servant of a higher lower sideways calling. *g*

[reedfem.livejournal.com]

Just in time, I was starting to go into withdrawal.

Brings a whole new meaning to second harvest.

[kageygirl.livejournal.com]

Brings a whole new meaning to second harvest.

LOL! Only if you have the, uh, stamina for all that, um, manual labor.

[kyrdwyn.livejournal.com]

Hee! Lovely! Food fight to honor the gods!

[kageygirl.livejournal.com]

We need more religious food fights. And ceremonial thumb-wrestling. And the Rite of the Sacred Noogie. *g*

[wickedwords.livejournal.com]

LOL! Oh, so silly. Thanks.

[kageygirl.livejournal.com]

Hee, thanks! I'm glad you liked the goofy. *g*

[aithine]

ROTFLMAO Oh, you marvelous, wonderful woman! What a great way to start the day. *bg*

(I should never have doubted that the right person could make That Phrase intentionally work in a humorous fic. I am very impressed. *vbg*)

[kageygirl.livejournal.com]

LOL! Thank you kindly, ma'am. I'm very glad it worked for you. In this context. *eg*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_bettina_/]

Hee. *g*

[kageygirl.livejournal.com]

*g* Thanks!

[daughtershade.livejournal.com]

Cute. I like it. You'd think that the silly boys would have took to this with glee. :D

[kageygirl.livejournal.com]

Thanks! They're just afraid that if they look too enthusiastic right away, they won't pass for "cool" any more. *g*

[burntcopper.livejournal.com]

You can never have enough thinly veiled sex metaphors, I say.

[kageygirl.livejournal.com]

Never, dangit. *g* Thanks!

[porntestpilot.livejournal.com]

"Let's hear it for the thinly veiled sex metaphors,"

We can never have too many of those.

[kageygirl.livejournal.com]

That's for damn sure. *g* Thanks!

[miera-c.livejournal.com]

aww.

You gotta respect a religion that employs playing as a sacred right. *nods*

[kageygirl.livejournal.com]

Darn tootin'. There's not enough approved giggling in religion, I say. *g*

[mmmchelle.livejournal.com]

I adore you when you write crackfic.

[kageygirl.livejournal.com]

I kinda feel like a horrible warning: "Kids, go to bed on time or this could be you."

I just plain adore you. *g* (Apropos of nothing, there's a Krispy Kreme and a Dunkin Donuts within 5 minutes' walk of my building. I'm just sayin'.)

[teand.livejournal.com]

That was fun. Those guys need more chances to play.

[kageygirl.livejournal.com]

Thanks! They really do--there aren't enough shield-device kinds of things being dug up in the city, I tell ya.