"....." by agent_sydney (The Debrief Challenge)

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Title: "....."
Author: agent_sydney
Rated: PG, innocent.. ish. A couple of swear words, nothing major.
Words: 236

It's like Crack!fic, but its not, or is it? I honestly can't tell. One of those whacky, crappy fics written at midnight, regardless.
Un-beta'd. Cause I'm a lazy bugger.

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"Welcome! The People of Lusta are happy to have you join us; our Debriefing Ceremony begins in one hour."
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"Crazy, psycho, alien ceremony... with weird alien underwear... I should have just stayed in bed..."

"With that nice girl you met this morning? What was her name again? Lyra? Lia? Mia?"

"Shut it, Sheppard."

"What? Are you worried Kate’s going to find out? Really, McKay, you can just calmly tell your girlfriend that you were drunk... and that you still are drunk... and that I’m drunk..."

"My god! Would you shut up?"

"There’s no need to get touché McKay, it’s not like anyone cares that you’re in your underwear. They’re all too busy being naked or... practically naked."

"At least you weren’t forced into a multicoloured loincloth."

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"Thank god, It’s finally over. But... last night... What happened?"

"I dunno, I passed out. At least, I think I did..."

"Right. Well, now all we have to do is find our clothes, get changed and then..."

"What?"

"Where are my clothes?"

"Better question, where are my clothes?"

"....."

"Crap."

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"Colonel Sheppard! Rodney! We weren’t expecting you back for another few hours."

"Well, Dr. Weir. We, err... had to cut the festivities short."

"Really?"

"Err, yeah. It’s a long story."

"A long, long, long, long, long story."

"What he said."

"I see. Well gentlemen, we debrief in an hour."

"....."

"....."

"There are no words."

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nice Feedback is what keeps small, fannish hearts beating. ;)

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Hee, hee. I love the whole "aliens made us do it" concept in fics (especially between these two).

Enquiring minds what to know where their clothes are and how come they're naked.

Thank you for cheering up a wet and windy Monday afternoon in an office with a leaky roof.

[kharma2815.livejournal.com]

Sorry, that was me. Note to self: remember to log in before hitting send.

[torakowalski.livejournal.com]

Hehehe, I think it may be crack!fic, but in the best possible way.. *g*

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

heee But now I really want to know what was going on.

[hotels-inthesea.livejournal.com]

ooh, that was fun! and short! which is a GOOD thing, i love my fic in bite-size pieces. Shot glasses, if you will.