Because, yeah, what this fandom really needs is more crack.
*rolls eyes*. All right, apologizing in advance, but from #primenotprime, I give you: the Harlequin Plot Challenge.
isilya: the feisty untameable rodney meets his mysterious benefactor!
shalott: omg!!
cim: how about the one where rodney is really, really rich and powerful and he sees john the independent girl and is like "i will pay you ten billion dollars to be my MISTRESS" and john says no, but then his mom is dying of cancer, and rodney will only save him if he MARRIES rodney!
isilya: rodney is a fashion model nursing a broken heart, when he meets an arrogant pilot and they crash land!
Uh, I guess the only direction I have for you people is--be unashamed.
(like that's a problem for you people, ha!)It's Saturday; stories are due on September 10th at midnight.
Edited to add, courtesy of
sweeneybird, a link to the Harlequin web site. I think in Britain, the analagous imprint is Mills and Boone. Citizens of other countries, I'm sure you've got similar trash imprints. Live the emotion!