What to Say to Rodney When He's Naked; Or, How Aliens MadeThem (Almost) Do It, by mousewitchy

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Title: What to Say to Rodney When He’s Naked;
Or, How Aliens Made Them (Almost) Do It
Author: mousewitchy
Rated: Hard R/ Soft NC-17
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Disclaimer: Not mine. Fan-written fiction.
Summary: Wherein Teyla gets slave-boys, Rodney gets naked, and John’s hair sends secret signals.
A/N: I have loads of people to thank on this, namely: _evening_star_ who, when I told her the story at work, demanded I write it; friend K who, when I told her about it on the phone, demanded I finish it; Mamazoot, who went above and beyond the call of duty by holding my neurotic little hand through it; and brighidestone who was kind enough to give this story a much-needed kick in the pants in beta. Thank you!

Also, this story has been languishing half-written on my hard drive since the first Amnesty challenge, so I guess you could consider this Amnesty for the Season One Amnesty! *g* And in case you haven’t guessed yet, set in Season One.

( What to Say to Rodney When He’s Naked )