Why Rodney McKay Hated Bad Sex by Velocitygrass (Bad Sex Challenge)

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Title: Why Rodney McKay Hated Bad Sex
Author: velocitygrass
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard (plus past McKay/OMC bad!sex)
Rating: Light R
Spoilers: up to The Siege Part 3
Wordcount: 1000 (exactly, and it wasn't even on purpose)
Summary: At that moment his life had flashed before his eyes, life as it could have been as a bisexual man.
Disclaimer: Stargate Atlantis doesn't belong to me. I only do this because I'm obsessed.
Notes: Thanks to triple7lies for going over this :)

( Rodney McKay hated bad sex. )

The Root-Bound Purple People Eater by Philote (bad sex challenge)

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Title: The Root-Bound Purple People Eater
Author: Philote
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Stargate Atlantis does not belong to me. Not even a little bit.
AN: Written for the ‘bad sex’ challenge on sga_flashfic.

Summary: Between the hallucinogenic poisons and the botanical mating rituals, Lorne was beginning to think he should have stayed in the Milky Way.

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