"In Card Form" by hrtslkths (Stuck on You Challenge)

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Title: In Card Form
Summary: In card form.
Rating: G
Words: ~110 (you won't waste the better part of your morning clicking on the cut.)
Spoilers: "Adrift" and "Lifeline"
Warning: Fluffy friendshippy McShep

( Though this was inspired by how I wasted the better part of my morning. )

A Sticky Situation by Springwoof (Stuck on You challenge)

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A Sticky Situation by Springwoof (Stuck on You challenge)
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard (implied)
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 1800
Spoilers: Sometime in Season 4
Betae: As always, my profound thanks to beloved Leah for the lightningBeta!
Grateful thanks to jimandblair, gryphonrhi, and tesserae_, who answered my pitiful pleas for help with the second draft.They policed the punctuation, grappled with the grammar, and terrified the typos into submission. And gave me some darned good advice about plot and character while they were at it. Any errors or inconsistencies you see in the following fic are due to me stubbornly not following their excellent advice.
Disclaimer: Transformative work. Not for profit, only for fame. Way not mine.
Notes: Just as on the show, the science in this story bears little to no resemblance to actual science. Just…pretend, okay?
The idea for this fic came from a line Keller said in Tabula Rasa. You'll know it when you see it.
Summary: ( Major Lorne coming in with a paintbrush stuck to the end of his tongue had been pretty funny. On the other hand, Dr. Delatorre arriving with a sex toy stuck on *his* tongue had filled Jennifer's vicarious embarrassment quota for the week. She really didn't want to know what Colonel Sheppard was stuck to. )