Earthlier Happy, Act II, by Sophonisba [fairy tale challenge]

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-title- Earthlier Happy; or, a Midsummer Night's Bad Trip, Act II
-author- Sophonisba (saphanibaal)
-warnings- This was, originally, a Tale with Fairies in It, but has now become (if it weren't already) Crack. Crackity crack crack. This was originally going to be part of my long AU, but the Zophonisbeion evolved beyond it, so this is, well, an AU that splits off at the beginning of Season 2, mostly. Also, sex pollen herb.
-pairings- Lots. Canon het; Weir/Radim; Cadman/Brown; Kavanagh/Beckett; one or two spoilerfic het pairings; unrequited Weir/Zelenka; and Implications of all shapes, sizes, and flavors.
-spoilers- Through "McKay and Mrs. Miller." Also, through "The Pegasus Project" of Stargate: SG-1, to be safe.
-disclaimer- ( long disclaimer )

-word count- 8461
-summary- Elizabeth is getting married; Cadman wants to, and has run off to Proculus in order to force Atlantis's hand; (Daniel is married, and, moreover, in Atlantis;) Kavanagh and Sora are bitching; Janus and Morgan le Fey are spectacularly bitching; Sheppard and team want to get everything under control and their skit for the wedding rehearsed; and Chaya just wishes everything were happening in somebody else's back yard.

( Also, there are any number of minor character guest stars. )