FIC: Mistaken Identity? by Dr. Dredd (documentation)

[dr-dredd.livejournal.com]

Sorry guys, couldn't resist this one.


Title: Mistaken Identity?
Author: Dr. Dredd
Spoilers: None
Season: 2
Genre: Gen
Rated: PG
Words: 170
Disclaimer: Stargate Atlantis, characters, concept, etc, aren’t mine.

Summary: Colonel Caldwell's not happy about the rumors going around




MEMO

TO: Atlantis Expedition Members

FROM: Col. Steven Caldwell

RE: Chain of command

I would like to clear up a few misapprehensions regarding standard military procedure on this base of operations. John Sheppard is a lieutenant colonel whereas my rank is full colonel. I would appreciate being made aware of important events as they are happening. For instance, last week’s threatened mainframe erasure is something I should have known about. Dr. Kavenaugh’s exploding toilet, on the other hand, is not. Please rectify your reporting procedures in the future.

Secondly, I am well aware that rumor can spread very quickly in a small community like ours. I would like to put to rest one rumor that I know has been circulating. I am not now, nor have I ever been, an agent in the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Please cease and desist from all speculation of this nature.

P.S. (Neither was Colonel Sumner.)

Comments

[rokeon.livejournal.com]

*laughs* You beat me to it- I want to write an XF story for sga_fusion.

*not remotely sympathetic about Caldwell's situation* I bet he'd think it was important if it was his toilet that exploded.

[dr-dredd.livejournal.com]

There are just too many X-Files alum on Atlantis to pass up the opportunity. :-)

[rokeon.livejournal.com]

John: *opens Doggett's file* Is this some kind of sick joke??

[dr-dredd.livejournal.com]

Either that or:

Mulder: "Is there really a lost city of Atlantis? Hmm..."

[rokeon.livejournal.com]

I suspect Mulder tried to sneak into Area 51 or something. He got caught- as usual- and they're trying to decide what to do with him this time when they find out he's got the gene and suddenly they have a chance to get rid of him once and for all.

That's how it works in my head, anyway.

[dr-dredd.livejournal.com]

That would be a totally AWESOME cross-over!

[rokeon.livejournal.com]

*g* Don't even get me started on the last member of the team, the Genii spy who turned his coat and decided that joining the Atlanteans was the way to go.

Not that anyone actually trusts him, of course.

*still not over my huge first-tv-boyfriend crush on Nick Lea*

[dr-dredd.livejournal.com]

GO RATBOY!!!!! :-)

[rokeon.livejournal.com]

*giggles madly*