Re: Self Evaluations - by Kellifer_fic (Documentation challenge)

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Title: Re: Self Evaluations
Author: kellifer_fic
Rating: G
Spoilers: None
Summary: Btw…. I hear Rodney’s offended that you were going to restrict him to one paragraph.



From: Elizabeth.Weir@atlantiscentral/internal
Memo: To all Staff
Re: Self evaluations

Dear All,

The SGC has instigated self-evaluations. Please submit a summary of your work and contribution to me by the end of today, either a single paragraph or in bullet points that will then be discussed in your review.

Much appreciated,

Doctor E. Weir.


From: John.Sheppard@atlantiscentral/internal
Re: Memo: To all Staff
Re: Self evaluations

Doc,

Please tell me your kidding.

Just in case you're not, I’ve done it anyway.

· I’ve blown shit up.
· I’ve killed Wraith
· I’ve commanded my men to the best of my ability.
· I’ve made friends with alien races.
· I’ve avoided having my ass shot off. Go me.

John.


From: Teyla.Emmagen@atlantiscentral/internal
Re: Memo: To all Staff
Re: Self evaluations

Dear Elizabeth,

I know that you are including us in your evaluations as your military wishes it, but I am uncomfortable with this format. I would rather you discuss any issues with my performance personally. I may then advise you of my needs.

Does that not sound more civilized?

Teyla.


From: John.Sheppard@atlantiscentral/internal
Re: Memo: To all Staff
Re: Self evaluations

Elizabeth,

Ah, Ronon let me know his feelings on the subject of a self-evaluation and well, I think I need to stop him hanging out with the marines because I’m pretty sure he didn’t know that kind of language before we had him.

He did forward an email to me once but it actually looked like all he’d done was mash the keys a bunch of times.

That being said, maybe you should rethink this.

Btw…. I hear Rodney’s offended that you were going to restrict him to one paragraph.

John.


From: Rodney.McKay@atlantiscentral/internal
Re: Memo: To all Staff
Re: Self evaluations

Dear Doctor Weir,

I have taken the liberty of documenting my latest work and leaving it in your office. It actually ran to forty-eight pages, and yes, that was bullet-pointed.

I will only do an evaluation if it’s done properly.

Rodney.

P.S. One of the keyboards in the lab is broken. One of the lab techs said they spotted Ronon punching it. We need to requisition a new one.


From: Elizabeth.Weir@atlantiscentral/internal
Memo: To all Staff
Re: Self evaluations

Dear All,

Until further notice we are not going to perform the self-evaluations. There has been some mild protest to their usage.

I also wish to advise that Lt. Colonel John Sheppard’s team has volunteered to make the run to P5R-797 so the lottery will no longer be held.

Much appreciated,

Elizabeth Weir.


From: John.Sheppard@atlantiscentral/internal
Re: Memo: To all Staff
Re: Self evaluations

P5R-797, or more colloquially known as the ‘Who farted’ planet?

You can’t be serious.


From: Elizabeth.Weir@atlantiscentral/internal
Memo: To all Staff
Re: Self evaluations

I’m always serious.

Elizabeth.

Comments

[amalthia]

lol this was funny. :) thanks for sharing.

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

Thanks for reading!! :D