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Title: Introductions
Author: Dr. Dredd
Spoilers: Runner, Condemned
Season: 2
Genre: Gen
Rated: G
Words: 314
Disclaimer: Stargate Atlantis, characters, concept, etc, aren’t mine.

Summary: Some reactions to Ronon and Eldon coming to Atlantis




MEMO

TO: Atlantis Expedition Members

FROM: Dr. Elizabeth Weir

RE: Introductions

I would like to take this opportunity to formally introduce two new members of our community. I am sure all of you will do your utmost to make them feel welcome.

The first new member is Tech Specialist Ronon Dex. Mr. Dex spent the last seven years of his life on the run from the Wraith, who could track him courtesy of a transmitter they implanted in his back. He was instrumental in helping Dr. McKay and Colonel Sheppard return safely from P3M-736. Mr. Dex has exemplary hand-eye coordination and a high pain tolerance. He will join Colonel Sheppard’s team, where he will no doubt do an excellent job.

The second new community member is Dr. Eldon. Until recently, he lived on the planet Olesia, where he made a living working with unstable nitrate compounds. Colonel Sheppard’s team were able to observe a demonstration of his expertise, and were suitably impressed. Dr. Eldon will be working closely with Dr. Zelenka’s engineering group.

There will be an informal get-together in the mess hall tomorrow evening. Food and drink will be provided. Come and get to know your new colleagues.

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PRIVATE MEMO

TO: Lt. Colonel John Sheppard

FROM: Colonel Stephen Caldwell

RE: Introductions

A suitable demonstration of Eldon’s expertise? Is that a fancy way of saying he blew up your ship? Allowing him access to our science labs is a terrible idea. But maybe this is another one of your “feelings.”

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PRIVATE MEMO

TO: Dr. Rodney McKay

FROM: Dr. Radek Zelenka

RE: “Dr.” Eldon

And where did this guy get his Ph.D. from? School for the criminally gifted? To look on bright side, though. He is smarter than Kavanaugh, smells better, and is not nearly as obnoxious.

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Date: 2006-01-24 01:54 am (UTC)
ext_2117: (A thousand dancing hamsters)
From: [identity profile] rokeon.livejournal.com
*snerk* I hate to be on the same wavelength as Colonel Skinner, but I had that exact same thought.

On the other hand, I've got to give Elizabeth full credit for managing to write a thoroughly diplomatic memo about those two, of all people.

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Date: 2006-01-24 09:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cynicalcylon.livejournal.com
"He is smarter than Kavanaugh, smells better, and is not nearly as obnoxious."

What more do you need to know *snigger*

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Date: 2006-01-24 03:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] minnow1212.livejournal.com
Hee! This cracked me up.

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Date: 2006-01-25 12:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ceitie.livejournal.com
Heh. Very cute. It'd be nice to see more fics about the fate of Eldon. Also, I imagine Elizabeth's getting a little tired of Sheppard bringing home strays...

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Date: 2006-01-25 01:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] furina-1975.livejournal.com
You found Eldon! Yay!

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