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sga_flashficTitle: Letting Off Steam
Author: Dr. Dredd
Spoilers: Trinity
Season: 2
Genre: Humor
Rated: PG
Disclaimer: Stargate Atlantis, characters, concept, etc, aren’t mine.
Summary: Teyla and Ronon settle their differences after "Trinity"
MEMO
TO: Dr. Elizabeth Weir, Colonel John Sheppard, Colonel Stephen Caldwell
FROM: Sergeant Bates
RE: Security incident report
Sirs, Ma’am. I wanted to make you aware of an incident that occurred at 2100 hours last night. Security was called to the gym for reports of loud male bellowing and female screeching. Suspects were one female Athosian, age approximately 30 Earth years, and one male Setidian of similar age. When Private Nichols and I arrived at the scene we found the two suspects engaged in hand-to-hand combat with sticks while shouting obscenities at each other. The male suspect attempted to use his considerable bulk to pin the female on the ground, but she broke his hold and tried to hit him on the head with her stick. He responded by trying to put her in a choke hold. At that point, she used her stick to break his left arm. Neither of the two suspects responded to multiple requests to cease and desist, so it became necessary to subdue them with Wraith stunner rifles. The female suspect was placed in a holding cell, while the male suspect was delivered to Dr. Beckett’s care at 2130 hours.
I was present during the entire incident and attest to the veracity of this report.
MEMO
TO: Sergeant Bates
FROM: Col. John Sheppard
RE: Security incident report
Your report was thorough as usual, Sergeant. Your enthusiasm for your job does you credit.
PRIVATE MEMO
TO: Sergeant Bates
FROM: Col. John Sheppard
RE: Security incident report
You got to beat up Teyla. Happy now?
PRIVATE MEMO
TO: Teyla Emmagan
FROM: Ronon Dex
RE: Athosian foreplay
You broke my arm, woman. I think I’m in love.
Author: Dr. Dredd
Spoilers: Trinity
Season: 2
Genre: Humor
Rated: PG
Disclaimer: Stargate Atlantis, characters, concept, etc, aren’t mine.
Summary: Teyla and Ronon settle their differences after "Trinity"
MEMO
TO: Dr. Elizabeth Weir, Colonel John Sheppard, Colonel Stephen Caldwell
FROM: Sergeant Bates
RE: Security incident report
Sirs, Ma’am. I wanted to make you aware of an incident that occurred at 2100 hours last night. Security was called to the gym for reports of loud male bellowing and female screeching. Suspects were one female Athosian, age approximately 30 Earth years, and one male Setidian of similar age. When Private Nichols and I arrived at the scene we found the two suspects engaged in hand-to-hand combat with sticks while shouting obscenities at each other. The male suspect attempted to use his considerable bulk to pin the female on the ground, but she broke his hold and tried to hit him on the head with her stick. He responded by trying to put her in a choke hold. At that point, she used her stick to break his left arm. Neither of the two suspects responded to multiple requests to cease and desist, so it became necessary to subdue them with Wraith stunner rifles. The female suspect was placed in a holding cell, while the male suspect was delivered to Dr. Beckett’s care at 2130 hours.
I was present during the entire incident and attest to the veracity of this report.
MEMO
TO: Sergeant Bates
FROM: Col. John Sheppard
RE: Security incident report
Your report was thorough as usual, Sergeant. Your enthusiasm for your job does you credit.
PRIVATE MEMO
TO: Sergeant Bates
FROM: Col. John Sheppard
RE: Security incident report
You got to beat up Teyla. Happy now?
PRIVATE MEMO
TO: Teyla Emmagan
FROM: Ronon Dex
RE: Athosian foreplay
You broke my arm, woman. I think I’m in love.
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Date: 2006-01-27 08:54 am (UTC)