Rodney McKay Is A Very Bad Manager by synecdochic

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Title: Rodney McKay Is A Very Bad Manager
Author: synecdochic
Warnings: Gratuitous use of Microsoft Word documents.
Spoilers: Not really.
Notes: Written for the Documentation Challenge. No, this really isn't my way of dealing with the trauma of January being Performance Review Month. Really. If you don't have Word, you can download a reader here.

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Date: Sun, 29 Jan 2006 26:17:04 AST                                           
From: Elizabeth Weir <eweir@localhost>
To: Rodney McKay <rmckay@localhost>                                          
Subject: Performance Reviews

Rodney, 

I know you're busy, but Dr. Zelenka's performance review is extremely 
overdue, and I need you to have it done before tomorrow's databurst back
to Earth. Please take a moment and get it to me first thing tomorrow
morning.

--Elizabeth
                    


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Date: Mon, 30 Jan 2006 04:39:12 AST                                           
From: "Dr. Rodney McKay" <rmckay@localhost>
To: Elizabeth Weir <eweir@localhost>                                          
Subject: Re: Performance Reviews
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(See attached file: RZelenka.doc)

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What lobotomized rhesus monkey designed this thing? If you want anything
more detailed than this, do it yourself; I don't have time. 
                    


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 PINE 4.44   MESSAGE TEXT          Inbox  Msg 1934 of 1934 100%      
                                                                                
Date: Mon, 30 Jan 2006 09:20:53 AST                                           
From: Elizabeth Weir <eweir@localhost>
To: Rodney McKay <rmckay@localhost>                                          
Subject: Re: Performance Reviews

Why don't we just send it with next week's transmission. That will
give you time to carefully evaluate your comments and provide more 
in-depth analysis of Dr. Zelenka's strengths and weaknesses.

-- Elizabeth

PS: You are not allowed to use the words "idiotic", "moron", "mouthbreather",
or "cretin". Come to think of it, you're overdue for the anti-harassment
training. Please schedule some time to complete the web-based training
course as soon as possible.
                    


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