Letters to Pegasus by akimi_hime

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Title: Letters to Pegasus
Author: Akimi
Characters: Rodney McKay, Carson Beckett
Rating: G
Summary: Rodney gets a letter from home.
Warnings: THIS HAS NO PLOT. Omg. Also, it's entirely dialouge.
Notes: Just a little cracktastic something...no idea why I wrote it, really...
Wordcount: ~120



"This isn't happening."

"Yes it is, Rodney, now open your eyes and finish the letter."

"It's not happening, quit telling me it is."

"Rodney, you're being irrational."

"I'm being perfectly rational. And if you want to talk about rational, talk to my sister, whom I previously considered to be a perfectly rational human being."

"She's having a baby, Rodney, not donating her body to medical research."

"God, now you've Monty Python skits stuck in my head."

"Now that's irrational."

"I'll be forced to spend time with it, Carson! Every Christmas, every Easter...she'll probably make me hide eggs for it..."

"Stop saying 'it'."

"That's what it is! An it!"

"It's a baby."

"You just said 'it'."

"Oh, why do I bother?"

Comments

[minorhank.livejournal.com]

Ah! Hehe, too cute! Poor Rodney. :)

(And reminds me of a convo I had with my mum about my own sister... I still call the child an "it.")

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

lol I could see poor Rodney having a fit over this.

[taraamber.livejournal.com]

*snickers* Exactly how Rodney would react.

[sweet-1.livejournal.com]

hehe! so cute.

[tarlanx]

LOL! I was reminded of poor Zelenka telling JOhn about his sister's child! Poor Rodney, an uncle!