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justmightbe equals my first Atlantis fic.
Title: The Rose in the Worm
Author:carleton97
No spoilers
"I hate you with a fiery passion heretofore unknown in this galaxy."
John flinched a little from the tone in Rodney's voice. "Hey! You're the one who wanted to explore that section of labs! And all I ever hear is, 'Touch this, Major. Turn this on, Major.' I'm just surprised something like this hasn't happened before."
Carson had to grab Rodney by the back of his now ill-fitting vest in an effort to stop any potential bloodshed. "Major Sheppard, you're not helping matters."
"He started it! She. Whatever." John pretended he didn't hear Ford's choked laugh.
"Did you bring the artifact back with you?" Elizabeth's gaze kept sliding back to Rodney, despite her obvious intention to not stare.
John waved a hand in the vague direction of the labs. "Zelenka has it. He wanted to take a look at it before we tried to turn him - her - Rodney back."
"Dr. Beckett, aside from the obvious, were there any ill effects?"
"Well," Carson cleared his throat. "Since Rodney refused a complete examination, I can't say for certain, but he seems to be in perfect health."
"Perfect health? I'm a woman, you quack!"
"And a perfectly healthy one, at that."
"You were unable to complete your examination?" Elizabeth glared at both Carson and Rodney.
"Ah, yes. H-Sh-Rodney, uh, declined an internal examination."
"Rodney - "
Rodney tried to cross his arms over his chest, but was stymied by the presence of breasts. "Not for a fleet of fully charged ZPMs, Elizabeth."
Everyone in the room carefully avoided looking at the retractable stirrups on the end of the examination table, the conversation grinding to a halt as they all shifted uncomfortably at the thought. The tableau was broken when Zelenka peeked his head around the privacy curtain, zeroing in on John.
"Major Sheppard, I have found mention of your device in the Ancient database. It is only part of the mechanism. The other half reverses the whatever - Rodney?"
Rodney stopped trying to hide behind Carson. "Yes."
"Fascinating. Major Sheppard told me, but... You are the same height, yes? And weight? Yes, yes, conservation of mass, but how...ah, bone density and muscle mass." Zelenka had the fingers of one hand wrapped around Rodney's wrist while the others poked and prodded at the rounded curve of his hip, oblivious to Rodney's discomfort.
"Hey, hands off, okay Doc?" John stepped between them and guided Rodney back a step as the other man dropped his wrist.
"My apologies, Rodney. It is very intriguing, though. Beyond altering your primary and secondary sex characteristics, the device did not feminize your appearance at all. It makes one wonder as to the purpose of such a device."
"I don't care if this is the first step towards making me into Xena Warrior Princess, I want my body back. Now!" Even Rodney winced at the pitch his voice could now reach.
Elizabeth pointed to Ford. "Take a team of strictly non-ATA personnel to the lab and find the second device. Dr. Zelenka?"
"Yes, yes. I go."
A plan now in place, the little room soon cleared of everyone but John and Rodney.
"So, do you want to go back to my room and fool around?"
"John!"
"What? Like you weren't thinking it?"
Thankfully, the end.
justmightbe equals my first Atlantis fic. Title: The Rose in the Worm
Author:
carleton97No spoilers
"I hate you with a fiery passion heretofore unknown in this galaxy."
John flinched a little from the tone in Rodney's voice. "Hey! You're the one who wanted to explore that section of labs! And all I ever hear is, 'Touch this, Major. Turn this on, Major.' I'm just surprised something like this hasn't happened before."
Carson had to grab Rodney by the back of his now ill-fitting vest in an effort to stop any potential bloodshed. "Major Sheppard, you're not helping matters."
"He started it! She. Whatever." John pretended he didn't hear Ford's choked laugh.
"Did you bring the artifact back with you?" Elizabeth's gaze kept sliding back to Rodney, despite her obvious intention to not stare.
John waved a hand in the vague direction of the labs. "Zelenka has it. He wanted to take a look at it before we tried to turn him - her - Rodney back."
"Dr. Beckett, aside from the obvious, were there any ill effects?"
"Well," Carson cleared his throat. "Since Rodney refused a complete examination, I can't say for certain, but he seems to be in perfect health."
"Perfect health? I'm a woman, you quack!"
"And a perfectly healthy one, at that."
"You were unable to complete your examination?" Elizabeth glared at both Carson and Rodney.
"Ah, yes. H-Sh-Rodney, uh, declined an internal examination."
"Rodney - "
Rodney tried to cross his arms over his chest, but was stymied by the presence of breasts. "Not for a fleet of fully charged ZPMs, Elizabeth."
Everyone in the room carefully avoided looking at the retractable stirrups on the end of the examination table, the conversation grinding to a halt as they all shifted uncomfortably at the thought. The tableau was broken when Zelenka peeked his head around the privacy curtain, zeroing in on John.
"Major Sheppard, I have found mention of your device in the Ancient database. It is only part of the mechanism. The other half reverses the whatever - Rodney?"
Rodney stopped trying to hide behind Carson. "Yes."
"Fascinating. Major Sheppard told me, but... You are the same height, yes? And weight? Yes, yes, conservation of mass, but how...ah, bone density and muscle mass." Zelenka had the fingers of one hand wrapped around Rodney's wrist while the others poked and prodded at the rounded curve of his hip, oblivious to Rodney's discomfort.
"Hey, hands off, okay Doc?" John stepped between them and guided Rodney back a step as the other man dropped his wrist.
"My apologies, Rodney. It is very intriguing, though. Beyond altering your primary and secondary sex characteristics, the device did not feminize your appearance at all. It makes one wonder as to the purpose of such a device."
"I don't care if this is the first step towards making me into Xena Warrior Princess, I want my body back. Now!" Even Rodney winced at the pitch his voice could now reach.
Elizabeth pointed to Ford. "Take a team of strictly non-ATA personnel to the lab and find the second device. Dr. Zelenka?"
"Yes, yes. I go."
A plan now in place, the little room soon cleared of everyone but John and Rodney.
"So, do you want to go back to my room and fool around?"
"John!"
"What? Like you weren't thinking it?"
Thankfully, the end.
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Date: 2005-04-02 03:10 am (UTC)heeeeeeeee! This was a lot of fun. :-)
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Date: 2005-04-02 03:16 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2005-04-02 03:25 am (UTC)"John!"
"What? Like you weren't thinking it?"
*snicker* Fun read!
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Date: 2005-04-02 03:27 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2005-04-02 03:37 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-02 04:09 am (UTC)thanks for that. I just watched the season finale of Battlestar, and I needed that.
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Date: 2005-04-02 04:17 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-02 04:55 am (UTC)more?
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Date: 2005-04-02 04:59 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-02 05:10 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-02 05:14 am (UTC)Hm... that doesn't sound familiar. But he would have been a senior during my frosh year, so it's entirely possible I didn't know him at all.
(And I'm assuming it's Carleton College you're talking about, not Carleton University, as I am, sadly, not Canadian.)
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Date: 2005-04-02 05:47 am (UTC)And they really do need to
take the body out for a test driveconduct some experiments before switching him back. All in the name of science, of course. Rodney's all about the expansion of knowledge.(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-02 05:59 am (UTC)Maybe.
Possibly.
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Date: 2005-04-02 06:06 am (UTC)"So, do you want to go back to my room and fool around?"
"John!"
"What? Like you weren't thinking it?"
If I was Rodney, I would have thought about it and the a second later I wouldn't do it if you paid me a million dollars...it's just the very slim possiblity of something happening and then not being able to reverse it right away...like say nine months...would make me say NO very quickly. *nods head*
come on, I can't be the only one thinking it.
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Date: 2005-04-02 06:12 am (UTC)Well, while I will say that a) in my head, that's the original purpose of the device and b) there is possibly porn upcoming, c) there will never be anything that skirts that close to mpreg from this girl.
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Date: 2005-04-02 06:47 am (UTC)And yeah, add me to the list of people who want to read about Shep deflowering a nervous girl!Rodney.
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Date: 2005-04-02 06:50 am (UTC)Oh well.
Yeah. After I muck out my apartment, writing porn is on the schedule tomorrow.
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Date: 2005-04-02 10:53 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-02 03:21 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-02 04:24 pm (UTC)Yes, fellas--
*sings*
This is how the Other Half Lives...
La la la la!!
Thus, the purpose of the machine, IMHO.
Fun! Zelenka poking and Johh being chivalrous. hee!
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Date: 2005-04-02 04:47 pm (UTC)I'm glad it came across that they were involved already. I thought I had made it clear, but then I thought maybe not.
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Date: 2005-04-02 05:03 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-02 07:02 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-04 02:18 pm (UTC)any chance to get to the fooling around part? I can so see Sheppard trying to fondle McKays breasts and getting hit in the head for that *g*
Ah, the places this story is taking my mind...lovely :)
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Date: 2005-04-04 02:21 pm (UTC)browbeatenconvinced by my lovely beta(no subject)
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Date: 2005-04-09 09:40 pm (UTC)Oh, when you finish that longer story, where will you post it? I'd love to read more of that!
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Date: 2005-04-10 02:16 am (UTC)As for posting the porntastic sequel, I might double check with mods to make sure it's ok, but it'll go up on the usual suspects (aside from my personal journal); mckay_sheppard, atlantis_slash, prime not prime, pegusus gate.
So I'm pretty sure you'll see it somewhere.
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Date: 2005-04-12 04:34 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-12 04:36 am (UTC)And porn.
Pornity porn porn porn.
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Date: 2005-04-12 07:50 am (UTC)Wonderful.
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Date: 2005-04-12 12:53 pm (UTC)"And a perfectly healthy one, at that."
Carson! Isn't he cute? :P I loved that line.
"So, do you want to go back to my room and fool around?"
"John!"
"What? Like you weren't thinking it?"
*snicker*
~ Morgaine
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Date: 2005-04-12 01:14 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-12 11:50 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-13 01:22 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-04-13 02:44 am (UTC)I am actually working on a sequel, yes.
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Date: 2005-04-13 02:24 am (UTC)"John!"
"What? Like you weren't thinking it?"
Bwahahahaha! This was so hilarious! Why the end? Give us some more...I so need a picture of this. lol
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Date: 2005-04-13 06:11 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2005-10-09 05:38 pm (UTC)You don't happen to be thinking about a continuation, hmm? ::bats eyelashes::
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