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[khriskin]

TITLE: Amy's Mission Report
LENGTH: Two pages (pictures, large)
SUMMARY: Just because you have had your dominant hand injured does not mean you let the rest of your team draw straws about who gets to do the mission report. It gives John headaches.
PAIRINGS: None/GenFic
MOOD/RATING: Humor/PG-13
WARNINGS/SPOILERS: None
NOTES: Imaginary Gate Team 5 strikes again! And once again, they would like to point out this is all Rodney's fault because if he wasn't setting such a bad example for the other geeks Steven wouldn't be so determined to find a working ZPM and outdo him, just to see the look on his face. Which would be priceless, but is not worth getting eaten for. *nod*

Imaginary Gate Team 5 - Who's Who
"Ant" Antoine Bellany - Marine/Field Medic
Steven McCravey - Geek
"Trisha" Patricia Newton - Marine/Geek/Fearless Leader
Amy Myer - Marine
"Matt" Mathew Tanner - Marine

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Please let me know if the images need to be tweaked for readability. I did my best, but I know all monitors are not the same. ^_^;

Comments

[hotspur18.livejournal.com]

SHEEP! Of course it was sheep! *facepalms along with Elizabeth*

That was...funny. That's kind of a wishy-washy word for the drawings that have just made my lie down on my bed and cry laughing, but it's accurate!

:-) xx

[khriskin]

Glad you liked it! ^_^ Matt got to write the last mission report, so I figured it was Amy's turn this time. Having Trisha write one would have been pointless since she'd do a proper one. Spoilsports. :P

Imaginary Gate Team 5 is addictive... o_O;; *twitch*

[hotspur18.livejournal.com]

They are, they are! More, please *g*

*passes Sheppard the aspirin*

[audaxfemina.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Bulletproof sheep!!!!!!1! I love you. :)

*breathless laughter* I think I just busted a gut, and my cats are staring at me funny.

[khriskin]

*grin* Glad you liked it! ^_^ And come on, I had to top dinosaurs, so really, what else could I do but sheep? ^_~ *grin*

[audaxfemina.livejournal.com]

I'm sure Carson would agree... Sheep are wonderful. Especially the bulletproof!fanged!kind, which would have taken over Scotland and driven out the English years ago. :)

Besides... I've met sheep. They're vicious little buggers. :)

[khriskin]

True, true, Sheep are made of Evil(tm). *nod* Fluffy fluffy Evil(tm)... Why else wouldn't they shrink in the rain?

[audaxfemina.livejournal.com]

Sheep are why it rains so much in the British Isles, don't you know?

[khriskin]

O_O *blinks* Little fuffly rain gods... *startles at fluffy green plot that just popped into being* ... err ... *plot purrs happily* ... darnit.

I am so blaming you for this one... *headdesk* ... *starts outlining*

[audaxfemina.livejournal.com]

Yep. I'm a bitch. :)

Besides... I keep getting plot bunnies at work. Most I could do is share the love.

[irishamber.livejournal.com]

Too Funny! Thank you sooooo much. I haven't laughed so hard in ages. Still chuckling...

[khriskin]

Glad you liked it! ^_^ This is what happens when I have a power outage... doodles! *grin*

[jade-dragoness.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahahaha! *clutches sides*

I'm so in love with team 5 right now. There must be more about them!

*grins* I keep thinking how much torment they must bring to Sheppard. And you know that curse that parents inflict on their kids wishing them to have children just like them? I bet Sheppard's superiors have wished him to have people under his command that drive John as crazy as he once drove them. *snickers*

[khriskin]

*grin* So glad you liked it! ^_^ Half the fun of Gate Team 5 is in driving the regular cast up the wall.. hehe *grin*

And really, after the dinosaurs and the sheep I owe them a mission that goes right... ^_~

[lmondegreen.livejournal.com]

Wonderfully hilarious!! I loved the 'tada' when they made it through the wormhole :-)

[khriskin]

Sound effects make everything better! All mission reports should come with sound effects, and possibly an interpretive dance. ^_~ hehehe

Glad you like it! ^_^

[dr-dredd.livejournal.com]

Recommendation: Bring Carson along to tranquilize the sheep. Then bring it back to Atlantis and have someone start knitting sweaters! ;-)

[khriskin]

Oh my, just the thought of Elizabeth's reaction to indestructable fanged sheep running amuck in Atlantis... hehehe ^_~

Oooo... waitaminute, they would be indestructable sweaters! That could be amusing in and of itself. *grin*

Glad you liked it! ^_^

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

bwaaa hahahaha OMG, that rocked!

[khriskin]

*bows* Glad you liked it! ^_^ For folks that started out as background ficitves, these guys are awfully demanding of screentime... ^_~;;

[druidspell.livejournal.com]

Wow, that was funny :D I love the sheep. And Amy's recommendations. :D

[khriskin]

Glad you liked it! ^_^ Although a good 90% of Amy's suggestions come back around to 'Let Ronon shoot it', when her standard of 'Let Matt shoot it' fails. *grin*

[jaydeyn-sitari.livejournal.com]

Bwahaha! That was hilarious! Thanks for posting! :D

Sheep! What they need is a holy hand grenade. That'd sort it!

:)
Jaydeyn

[khriskin]

Glad you liked it! ^_^ And thankfully they have not found an acutal holy hand grenade... or there would be several planets with large craters and a giggling Matt trying to blame it all on the bunnies. ^_~

[sholio]

BWAHAHAHAHA! That was SO great! I can't even pick out a favorite part since I loved it all. I think I'm starting to like Gate Team 5. Also, it's hilarious to imagine that this is Sheppard's karmic payback for all those years of driving his CO's crazy.

[khriskin]

What's not to love about indestructable sheep? ^_~ *grin*

And yes, Sheppard is sooooo not loving life right about now. But at least Elizabeth gets a good laugh out of the chaos... ^_~

[ceares.livejournal.com]

Hee! I love the drawings and the sheep is so fluffy.

[khriskin]

Fluffy fluffy Evil(tm). ^_~ *grin*

Glad you liked it! ^_^

[ceares.livejournal.com]

Hah! Forgot to add that Baamageddon is the best thing ever *g*.

[khriskin]

*grin* It was my online handle for Warcraft for a loooong time and it just seemed so appropriate. ^_^

[seratonation.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha that so funny :D they'r all so cute, i especially love the bulletproof sheep, and Elizabeth's facepalm at the end :D

I'd love to see the original mission for this (heh not just the report :P)

[khriskin]

Every mission needs a good *facepalm* to finish it off! ^_~

As for an actual mission-fic... hmmmm *ponders* I'll see what I can do! ^_^

[aurora]

Ha! That's just adorable.

[khriskin]

Glad you likes it! ^_^

BAAA-mageddon!

[neocatholic3000.livejournal.com]

I am sitting here humming "Scotland Depraved".
That's about all you need to know.

Well done!

Re: BAAA-mageddon!

[khriskin]

Hehehe there's nothing that guarantees humor quite like a sheep. ^_~

Glad you liked it! ^_^

[(Anonymous)]

Oh my, you had me at 'Baamagedon'. Seriously one of the funniest things I have ever read. Thanks for sharing

[choisir-fate.livejournal.com]

Oops sorry thought I was logged in

[silentstep.livejournal.com]

I LOVE YOU. zOMG.

[khriskin]

*grin* I'm glad you liked it!! ^_^

[jakisbishlygay.livejournal.com]

That is the exact same thing I do when I'm in class... =P

Good job!

[madwitch58.livejournal.com]

Please tell me you are doing more SGA 5 fic. They rock.

[khriskin]

I'm glad you like them! ^_^

There are actually... *checks* at least twenty fics/drabbles in this verse as well as some slightly longer stuff and a LOT of WIPs that I really need to get back to working on. ^_~;; <-(sheepish look) ((baa!))

You can find them on my LJ under the Imaginary Gate Team 5 tag or on my not-quite-up-to-date website http://theunforgottencountry.everydaydragons.com/fanfics/Stargate/IGT5/ or on Wraithbait at http://www.wraithbait.com/viewseries.php?seriesid=45