Casting Couch by Velocitygrass (Song and Dance Challenge)

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Title: Casting Couch
Author: velocitygrass
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: Teen
Wordcount: 172
Summary: Major, do you have any idea how many people want that role?
Disclaimer: Stargate Atlantis doesn't belong to me.
Notes: Thanks to krysalys for quickly going over this :)
Warning/Genre: Crack


"You have to give it to me!"
"I have to? Major, do you have any idea how many people want that role?"
"I'll be good."
"I'm sure. Let's hear it."
John opened his mouth to start singing.
"Not that! Your offer."
"My offer?" John was outraged. Then he quickly said, "A snickers bar."
"You are insulting me, Major."
"Two rations of coffee."
"Hahahahaha," Rodney laughed, his body shaking dramatically. John was glad he couldn't cast himself. "Ha," Rodney added looking at John with an all too familiar air of superiority.
John's eyes narrowed and he smiled wickedly. He'd wipe that look off Rodney's face.
John dropped to his knees, spread Rodney's legs with his hands and ran them up Rodney's thighs, until they were left and right of where Rodney's pants were now tenting rapidly. Then he started rubbing his thumbs firmly against Rodney's length.
"You won't regret it. I've been working very hard on my technique since I was fifteen."
~~
John Sheppard's rendition of "Don't Cry for Me, Atlantis" became legend.

Comments

[temporalrose.livejournal.com]

Oh god. John as a 'casting couch' actor!!!
LMFAO

[velocitygrass.livejournal.com]

He would have done anything for that role ;)

Thanks for the feedback. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[from-the-corner.livejournal.com]

He he, good one. I wonder if, this time, Rodney had seen it coming :-)

[velocitygrass.livejournal.com]

He he, no I don't think so. He would have been more eager and less superior in that case ;)

Thanks for the feedback!

[(Anonymous)]

Ah, but the fic is completely from John's point of view. Maybe Rodney is in fact a very good actor. A high IQ can process a lot of variables.

[velocitygrass.livejournal.com]

It could be. Maybe Rodney planned all of this all along ;)

[torakowalski.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

[velocitygrass.livejournal.com]

Thank you :)

*snicker*

[krysalys.livejournal.com]

It never fails to make me chuckle.
*tips hat*
I look forward to more from you. *snags crack pipe and takes deep hit*
-----}-@

Re: *snicker*

[velocitygrass.livejournal.com]

Thank you very much :)

More is always in the works. I can't help it. *wonders if McShep would get FDA approval*

[clockstopper.livejournal.com]

I thought this icon was pretty appropriate, even if it's not John.

Seriously, very funny and John's double entendre and of course Rodney gave him the part after that. Really, who wouldn't.

[velocitygrass.livejournal.com]

I thought this icon was pretty appropriate, even if it's not John.
Very appropriate :)

Yes, I figured if Rodney was going for bribes, no one was going to top John's offer ;)

Thanks for the feedback!

[melagan.livejournal.com]

Hee. I love it!

[velocitygrass.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[bluefuzzyelf.livejournal.com]

*flail* GUH. LMFAO.

[velocitygrass.livejournal.com]

Hehe. I'm glad you enjoyed it :)

[moxi01.livejournal.com]

thanks^-^

[velocitygrass.livejournal.com]

You're welcome :)

[terrible-tues-2.livejournal.com]

I think you might have killed me with this one. OMG. You are so outrageous. :)

[velocitygrass.livejournal.com]

I think outrageous is a very apt way to put it ;)

Thank you!