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Title:  Top Ten Ways I Could Die - By Meredith Rodney McKay
Author:
Words:   100
Characters:  Rodney McKay
Category:  Gen /Humor  (some what cracky) 
Rating: G
Disclaimers:   I don't own Rodney McKay or the idea of a Top Ten list.
Summary:   A list of the way Rodney McKay could die.
Warnings:  Not betaed  
Spoilers:   Anything up to Tabula Rasa

Doctor Rodney McKay’s Top Ten Way I Could Dieways

1.    Being fed on by a Wraith  
2.    While being tortured by the Replicators for the location of Atlantis.
3.    Drowning in a crashed jumper 
4.    Being eaten by a whale
5.    Being stung by a bee.
6.    Stung by a bee while escaping the Wraith
7.    Be eaten by a whale after the Wraith or the Replicators destroy the city.
8.    The result of another Ancient device that does not work the way it suppose to.
9.    Shot by a spear or some other absurdly primitive weapon.
10.    Lemon Chicken
 

Comments

[argosy.livejournal.com]

I like "stung by a bee while escaping the wraith." Poor Rodney!

[eternal-dolor.livejournal.com]

Awesome list

[sor-bet.livejournal.com]

I like how "being tortured by Replicators" and "Lemon chicken" are on the same list. :-D