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sga_flashficTitle: Everything
Author: hyperfocused
Rating: R
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Summary: A Haiku series , one for each flashfic subject (except 38 minutes and amnesties)
7 DS Challenge:
John gorges himself
on his boyfriend's gorgeous body
marking Rodney his.
Abandonment Challenge:
Her children rise, fly
Lantea mourns, bereft, left
for another sky
Animal Challenge
John stretching: feline grace
purrs: (if Rodney rubs just right),
has at least nine lives
Backstory Challenge:
"Listen, child, and learn
Teyla speaks of three fathers
a bond borne of love.
Bad Sex Challenge:
When John doesn't tell
just how he got those bruises
Lorne knows not to ask.
Bloody Challenge:
Mission gone to hell
John holds Rodney together
and waits to fall apart
Body Modification Challenge:
Rodney heals his scars.
Permanence is inked
into Ronon's skin.
Cake or Death Challenge:
Sometimes Sam craves sweet
sour (of her to want it here)
lemon meringue pie.
City Exploration Challenge:
Too many crises
no time for discoveries,
scientists' lament.
Criminal Challenge:
For Sumner, John brings
not a death penalty. but
an early release.
Culture Clash Challenge:
Elizabeth learns
diplomacy is hard as
the point of a spear.
Dangling Challenge:
Rodney's arm dangles
off of John's too-small bed
John sighs, pulls him close.
Dark Side Challenge:
John sets no limits
whatever it takes, he'll do
to protect his team.
Darkness Challenge:
Black-out in their room,
soft cotton tied by warm hands
John sparks bright, and comes.
Dating Challenge:
"Um, is this a date?"
Rodney asks John's pink-tipped ears.
"If you'd like that, yes."
Debriefing Challenge:
Once it was her team
private jokes, true family
Sam's price paid to lead
Documentation Challenge:
Don't tell anyone,
but John might give 'Todd' back a day
to avoid paperwork.
Doppelganger Challenge:
If they had the time
Rodney (and Rodney) would fuck
John (and John) could watch.
ESP Challenge:
John reads Rodney's mind
thanks to an ancient device
and shifts in his seat.
Earthside Challenge:
Without Rodney there
to make John's life seem normal
Earth feels alien.
Enclosed Spaces Challenge:
Broken transporter
means time for stolen kisses.
Don't fix it too fast.
Exhaustion Challenge:
Caffeine rations gone
Rodney's second worst nightmare
first, of course, no John.
Fight or Flight Challenge:
John spars in the sky
Teyla's sticks fly on the ground
Battles both can win.
First Contact Challenge:
Rodney's first "aliens"
were met from behind the couch
Daleks, on T.V.
First Night Challenge:
A new bed, John dreams,
Atlantis awaits awake
hearkens to his call.
Folklore and Superstitions Challenge:
Jinto hears stories
tall tales he does not correct
passed from world to world.
Halloween Challenge:
Uncle Mer and John
each take one of Mad's small hands
and think, "Well, maybe."
Harlequin Challenge:
A romantic fool
John secretly thinks Rodney
is hot when he swoons.
Left Behind Challenge:
Rodney's cat misses him
more than he would imagine
no fickle feline.
Masks and Masquerade Challenge:
John's face relaxes
into sleep. The mask lifted
Rodney lets him "be".
Men and Machines Challenge:
A robot Rodney?
Full of possibilities
But John likes him real.
Missing Persons Challenge:
"Release McKay now!"
"Oh, I don't think so, Sheppard."
"Heads are gonna roll."
Mission Report Challenge:
"You really don't want
that last part on the record.
Best to hit delete."
Not Happening Challenge:
"I can't," John tells him.
Feeding Rodney to the Wraith
would destroy John, too.
Personal Item Challenge:
John's best hiding place
for intimate contraband?
Rodney's heart shaped ass.
Phone Calls Challenge:
John is not waiting
by the phone for Rodney's call
he calls Rodney, first.
Post Secret Challenge:
Telepathy makes
Atlantis's Post Secret
Less fun for Rodney.
Return Challenge:
Every day on Earth
makes it feel less like home, now
they love Atlantis.
Scars Challenge:
Some scars can't be felt.
Not all wounds can heal, without
loving touch as salve.
School Challenge:
Rodney never stops
discovering, taking notes
learning John by heart.
Search and Seizure Challenge:
Ever enterprising
John hides chocolate in his pants
for Rodney to find.
Secret Superpower Challenge:
John keeps quiet when
he gets X ray vision, but
stares at Rodney lots.
Sex Drugs and Rock&Roll Challenge:
Fucking John addicts
Rodney like nothing else has
even coffee pales.
Shark Challenge:
When they all watch Jaws
Ronon recalls childhood pets
'til John calls "bullshit."
Sickness Challenge:
Sick with just a cold
Rodney coughs a good Camille
John applauds, amused.
Skirt Challenge:
Rodney never asks
Mouthing John through the satin
Whose panties are they?
Slavefic Challenge:
Rodney finds freedom
When John takes away his choice
(though safe words apply).
Song and Dance Challenge:
Chopin and Johnny Cash
Slam Dances and Line Dances
McKay and Sheppard.
Stories About Buildings and Food:
The hidden store room
with power bars and condoms:
Rodney's favorite.
Strange New Worlds and Alien Geographies:
Rodney is unnerved
Giant cats on "Litter World"
Does he taste like mouse?
Stuck On You Challenge:
Sex on Velcaro
Sounds like birrrip birrrip.
(Strange hook and loop world)
Supernatural Challenge:
John is haunted by
decisions that let ghosts walk
nightly in his dreams.
Swimming Challenge:
Atlantis day off
John surfing, Rodney, lounging
Time for them to play.
Villains Challenge:
Kolya boils John's blood
Even as he turns John cold
for hurting Rodney.
Virgin Challenge:
"No, no, no hell no"
Rodney refuses the comely lass
offered for his skills.
Voyeurism Challenge:
Eyes open to love
Teyla cannot help but see
with new clarity.
Ways To Die Challenge:
Rodney makes his lists
John's always known: it's his job
they don't get checked off.
Wordless Challenge:
Declarations done,
Rodney's fingers stroke magic
John leans into love.
Author: hyperfocused
Rating: R
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Summary: A Haiku series , one for each flashfic subject (except 38 minutes and amnesties)
7 DS Challenge:
John gorges himself
on his boyfriend's gorgeous body
marking Rodney his.
Abandonment Challenge:
Her children rise, fly
Lantea mourns, bereft, left
for another sky
Animal Challenge
John stretching: feline grace
purrs: (if Rodney rubs just right),
has at least nine lives
Backstory Challenge:
"Listen, child, and learn
Teyla speaks of three fathers
a bond borne of love.
Bad Sex Challenge:
When John doesn't tell
just how he got those bruises
Lorne knows not to ask.
Bloody Challenge:
Mission gone to hell
John holds Rodney together
and waits to fall apart
Body Modification Challenge:
Rodney heals his scars.
Permanence is inked
into Ronon's skin.
Cake or Death Challenge:
Sometimes Sam craves sweet
sour (of her to want it here)
lemon meringue pie.
City Exploration Challenge:
Too many crises
no time for discoveries,
scientists' lament.
Criminal Challenge:
For Sumner, John brings
not a death penalty. but
an early release.
Culture Clash Challenge:
Elizabeth learns
diplomacy is hard as
the point of a spear.
Dangling Challenge:
Rodney's arm dangles
off of John's too-small bed
John sighs, pulls him close.
Dark Side Challenge:
John sets no limits
whatever it takes, he'll do
to protect his team.
Darkness Challenge:
Black-out in their room,
soft cotton tied by warm hands
John sparks bright, and comes.
Dating Challenge:
"Um, is this a date?"
Rodney asks John's pink-tipped ears.
"If you'd like that, yes."
Debriefing Challenge:
Once it was her team
private jokes, true family
Sam's price paid to lead
Documentation Challenge:
Don't tell anyone,
but John might give 'Todd' back a day
to avoid paperwork.
Doppelganger Challenge:
If they had the time
Rodney (and Rodney) would fuck
John (and John) could watch.
ESP Challenge:
John reads Rodney's mind
thanks to an ancient device
and shifts in his seat.
Earthside Challenge:
Without Rodney there
to make John's life seem normal
Earth feels alien.
Enclosed Spaces Challenge:
Broken transporter
means time for stolen kisses.
Don't fix it too fast.
Exhaustion Challenge:
Caffeine rations gone
Rodney's second worst nightmare
first, of course, no John.
Fight or Flight Challenge:
John spars in the sky
Teyla's sticks fly on the ground
Battles both can win.
First Contact Challenge:
Rodney's first "aliens"
were met from behind the couch
Daleks, on T.V.
First Night Challenge:
A new bed, John dreams,
Atlantis awaits awake
hearkens to his call.
Folklore and Superstitions Challenge:
Jinto hears stories
tall tales he does not correct
passed from world to world.
Halloween Challenge:
Uncle Mer and John
each take one of Mad's small hands
and think, "Well, maybe."
Harlequin Challenge:
A romantic fool
John secretly thinks Rodney
is hot when he swoons.
Left Behind Challenge:
Rodney's cat misses him
more than he would imagine
no fickle feline.
Masks and Masquerade Challenge:
John's face relaxes
into sleep. The mask lifted
Rodney lets him "be".
Men and Machines Challenge:
A robot Rodney?
Full of possibilities
But John likes him real.
Missing Persons Challenge:
"Release McKay now!"
"Oh, I don't think so, Sheppard."
"Heads are gonna roll."
Mission Report Challenge:
"You really don't want
that last part on the record.
Best to hit delete."
Not Happening Challenge:
"I can't," John tells him.
Feeding Rodney to the Wraith
would destroy John, too.
Personal Item Challenge:
John's best hiding place
for intimate contraband?
Rodney's heart shaped ass.
Phone Calls Challenge:
John is not waiting
by the phone for Rodney's call
he calls Rodney, first.
Post Secret Challenge:
Telepathy makes
Atlantis's Post Secret
Less fun for Rodney.
Return Challenge:
Every day on Earth
makes it feel less like home, now
they love Atlantis.
Scars Challenge:
Some scars can't be felt.
Not all wounds can heal, without
loving touch as salve.
School Challenge:
Rodney never stops
discovering, taking notes
learning John by heart.
Search and Seizure Challenge:
Ever enterprising
John hides chocolate in his pants
for Rodney to find.
Secret Superpower Challenge:
John keeps quiet when
he gets X ray vision, but
stares at Rodney lots.
Sex Drugs and Rock&Roll Challenge:
Fucking John addicts
Rodney like nothing else has
even coffee pales.
Shark Challenge:
When they all watch Jaws
Ronon recalls childhood pets
'til John calls "bullshit."
Sickness Challenge:
Sick with just a cold
Rodney coughs a good Camille
John applauds, amused.
Skirt Challenge:
Rodney never asks
Mouthing John through the satin
Whose panties are they?
Slavefic Challenge:
Rodney finds freedom
When John takes away his choice
(though safe words apply).
Song and Dance Challenge:
Chopin and Johnny Cash
Slam Dances and Line Dances
McKay and Sheppard.
Stories About Buildings and Food:
The hidden store room
with power bars and condoms:
Rodney's favorite.
Strange New Worlds and Alien Geographies:
Rodney is unnerved
Giant cats on "Litter World"
Does he taste like mouse?
Stuck On You Challenge:
Sex on Velcaro
Sounds like birrrip birrrip.
(Strange hook and loop world)
Supernatural Challenge:
John is haunted by
decisions that let ghosts walk
nightly in his dreams.
Swimming Challenge:
Atlantis day off
John surfing, Rodney, lounging
Time for them to play.
Villains Challenge:
Kolya boils John's blood
Even as he turns John cold
for hurting Rodney.
Virgin Challenge:
"No, no, no hell no"
Rodney refuses the comely lass
offered for his skills.
Voyeurism Challenge:
Eyes open to love
Teyla cannot help but see
with new clarity.
Ways To Die Challenge:
Rodney makes his lists
John's always known: it's his job
they don't get checked off.
Wordless Challenge:
Declarations done,
Rodney's fingers stroke magic
John leans into love.
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Date: 2008-01-03 01:58 am (UTC)Rodney never asks
Mouthing John through the satin
Whose panties are they?
Seriously, SO MADE OF WIN.
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Date: 2008-01-03 02:12 am (UTC)The Darkness one -- and the First Date one -- and the ESP one! -- and OMG the "Not Happening" one, I clutch at my heart. And Search and Seizure, hee! And oh, the Wordless one. Holy wow.
I love good haiku, and these rock.
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Date: 2008-01-06 12:36 am (UTC)"Everything"-haiku
Date: 2008-01-03 04:33 pm (UTC)Love, max
P.S. - Also adore your John-Mathing icon! It rocks!
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Date: 2008-01-06 12:42 am (UTC)you get a tiara
Date: 2008-01-04 05:24 am (UTC)Cleverly done.
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Date: 2008-01-04 04:10 pm (UTC)"Release McKay now!"
"Oh, I don't think so, Sheppard."
"Heads are gonna roll."
Ha! Amazing.
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Date: 2008-01-06 12:47 am (UTC)boyfriendteam. I'm glad you liked them.(no subject)
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Date: 2008-01-06 12:03 am (UTC)Dating, Exhaustion, Men and Machines, Secret Superpower, and Stuck on You are my favorites. Completely brilliant. :)
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