Wraith First Aid

[vecturist.livejournal.com]

Title: Wraith First Aid
Author: vecturist
Warnings: None
Words: ~50

Notes: Inspired by a certain 'Far Side' cartoon, all apologies to Gary Larson. Somehow I just had to post this.



Injury from arrow: Feed
Injury from spear: Feed
Injury from knife: Feed
Injury from energy weapon: Feed
Injury from projectile weapon: Feed
Injury from explosion: Feed
Injury from Dart crash: Feed
Injury from member of rival hive: Feed

Treatment may need to be repeated depending upon severity of injury

Comments

[2ndary-author.livejournal.com]

hahaha--perfect!

[vecturist.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[kiku65.livejournal.com]

If that don't say it all...

[vecturist.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think it's a pretty simple health care system...

[scifinut.livejournal.com]

Wow, it's universal health care simplified! :D

Wonderful.

[vecturist.livejournal.com]

I think it's probably a pretty thin medical textbook! LOL!

[ratcreature]

Heh. Now I wonder though, what do they do if their feeding hand got chopped off?

[rodlox.livejournal.com]

use the other hand

[vecturist.livejournal.com]

Love the icon! I think that might constitute major medical emergency.

[patk.livejournal.com]

*ggg* I guess in this case you need a second wraith who feeds first and then forwards the life-force to you. Kind of a by-pass feeding ... ;-)

[ratcreature]

Maybe that's why they can do the "gift of life" thing in the first place...

[seekergeek.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahaha! Priceless!

[vecturist.livejournal.com]

I'm glad someone else appreciates my warped sense of humor.

[spuffyduds.livejournal.com]

Heeee!

[vecturist.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[quasar273.livejournal.com]

Injury to feeding hand: euthanasia.

[vecturist.livejournal.com]

Yep, no easy fix for that one. Thanks for the comment.

[dragonladyk.livejournal.com]

*gigglesnort*

That's my favorite response to this challenge yet.

DragonLady

[vecturist.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[iamrighthere.livejournal.com]

Love this!

Also, teenagers may be Wraithlike:

Sad = eat
Happy = eat
Bored = eat
Interested = eat
Hot = eat and drink
Cold = eat
Alone = eat
With others = eat
On computer = eat
Watching TV = eat
Cleaning room = eat first, take snack breaks, eat after
Sports = see "Cleaning room" scenario

[vecturist.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I think sleep may also apply to teen behavior...

[accidentalfan.livejournal.com]

Heh. So true.

[vecturist.livejournal.com]

Yep. Really short medical textbooks.

[less-star.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha! Awesome, thanks for the giggle!