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sga_flashficTitle: Four Times Diplomacy Didn't Work, and One Time it Did...Unfortunately
[Five Things Challenge]
Rating: PG
Length: 160 words
Spoilers: None
Summary: Four one-liners and one drabble about situations where diplomacy just didn't cut it.
~One~
Rodney McKay should never be allowed in settlements where there is a vow of silence
~Two~
That goes double if the community shuns science...
~Three~
Come to find out, not every peace loving village of farmers actually likes the Athosians. Who knew?
~Four~
On a planet of bald, Wraith worshiping monks, Ronon was the anti-Christ.
~Five~
Prophesy dictated the Ancient Temple would awaken for either the village's savior, or its destroyer. Sheppard picked savior because, regardless of what superior weaponry you had, getting poked in the ass with pitchforks by irate villagers still hurt like hell.
They planned his escape for after the evening's ceremony where he essentially wed the villages' “Most Sacred”... a blue goat. He'd fed it two powerbars trying to keep it from eating his hair before the rope came flying through the window. Soon, he was scaling down the side of the Temple.
“Shut-up, McKay.” He groaned before he ever touched the ground.
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Date: 2008-07-17 01:42 am (UTC)Nicely done!
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Date: 2008-07-17 06:10 am (UTC)glad you thought so!
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Date: 2008-07-17 02:12 am (UTC)WP
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Date: 2008-07-17 06:12 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-07-17 02:58 am (UTC)I almost wet myself I was laughing so hard. Uncle Sam wants YOU to write that fic.
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Date: 2008-07-17 06:13 am (UTC)but it would be very interesting...
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Date: 2008-07-17 06:16 am (UTC)(it's my favorite too lol)
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Date: 2008-07-17 10:15 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-07-17 09:19 pm (UTC)Glad you liked it!
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Date: 2008-07-17 01:11 pm (UTC)And then poor Teyla in number three, and Ronon...LOL!! As for John and the goat...words fail me!!
Excellent!!
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Date: 2008-07-17 09:21 pm (UTC)Glad you liked it!
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Date: 2008-07-17 05:22 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-07-17 09:24 pm (UTC)umm, your complimentary organ replacement is in the mail! (offer only valid while supplies last, void where prohibited)
^.^ glad you liked it!
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Date: 2008-07-18 07:07 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-07-18 03:44 pm (UTC)and I adore your icon! Ascension!Cat !! *squeaks*
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Date: 2008-07-21 10:09 pm (UTC)Yeah... John's never going to live that down...
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Date: 2008-07-23 02:25 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-07-23 02:38 am (UTC)And your icon piccy is hilarious! :D
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Date: 2008-07-23 05:45 am (UTC)