[identity profile] ozsaur.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] sga_flashfic
Title: One Step at a Time
Pairing/Character: John/Rodney pre-slash
Word Count: 101
Notes: Written for the Wish Fulfillment Challenge. Mostly, I wanted to write something that would make me very, very happy.


One Step at a Time

The day John received the news that Don't Ask, Don't Tell was no longer policy, and gay men and women could now serve openly in the military, John put his plan into action. He had spent years hoping, wishing, and dreaming. He had stockpiled everything he needed for the perfect date of dinner and a movie, the perfect moonlit walk on the beach, the perfect night of music and dancing. He had lovingly polished every single aspect of his plan down to the finest detail. The seduction of Rodney McKay couldn't possibly fail.

But first, he had to kill Jennifer Keller.

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Date: 2009-01-10 03:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kensieg.livejournal.com
He should ask Captain Jack or the Doctor to obliterate her from the time stream. This way McKay would never have met her.

If John just kills Jennifer, McKay either kill John or never speak to him again for killing his "beloved".

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Date: 2009-01-10 03:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kensieg.livejournal.com
As my drabble post shows I adore this ficlet!!

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Date: 2009-01-10 03:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kensieg.livejournal.com
He knows Captain Jack. Jack is a former Time Agent. He can alter time lines.

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Date: 2009-01-10 03:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adafrog.livejournal.com
bwah! Love it. Although I agree with just deleting her from the time stream. *evil grin*

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Date: 2009-01-10 03:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adafrog.livejournal.com
Cool. You gonna call the Doctor, or should I? We need to come up with some story he'll go for. ;)

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Date: 2009-01-10 03:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neevebrody.livejournal.com
I have visions of John, a la Wyle E. Coyote, trying everything in the book - poison, anvils, bow and dynamite loaded arrows, one of those ACME H bombs...

I love John's perfect date... Rodney could so not resist.

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Date: 2009-01-10 04:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neevebrody.livejournal.com
And I suspect John has an ACME catalog hidden under his bed. The section on bombs would be especially dogeared...

Oh honey... tea all over the place, monitor, blanket... oh god, still laughing...

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Date: 2009-01-10 03:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carodee.livejournal.com
That last line couldn't be more perfect.

You were lulling me along and I was thinking, "Aw, that's so... sweet?" and then the last line slapped me upside the head and everything was alright again. *g*

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Date: 2009-01-10 04:37 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] springwoof.livejournal.com
bwahahaha! John has *plans*!

but, y'know, he really doesn't have to go so far as killing her. all he has to do is lean dangerously against the nearest wall, and tell her, in that very serious low voice he has, with that cold stare he's mastered, to get the hell out of his City, and never come near his Geek again. She would go "eep!" and there would be a little puff of smoke where she'd been as she ran far, far away....

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Date: 2009-01-10 06:20 am (UTC)
sid: (Sheppard)
From: [personal profile] sid
(sent by Dusty)

BWAHAHAHA!!

That made me feel better. :-)

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Date: 2009-01-10 08:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] antares04a.livejournal.com
If he planned everything so perfectly for years I think his plan to kill Keller is as waterproofed as it can be and nobody will suspect him. Great! I love that thought! *bg*

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Date: 2009-01-10 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladyoflisquill.livejournal.com
LOL! So bad that I laughed at this but that ending was so unexpected.
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Date: 2009-01-11 10:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blackchaps.livejournal.com
I really wasn't expecting that, but if John does kill her, I'll bring a shovel!

giggles and wants to marry you

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Date: 2009-01-11 10:41 pm (UTC)
ext_834: (Tango Atlantis Style)
From: [identity profile] krysalys.livejournal.com
AHHAHAHA, that is sweet.
HEE.
-----}-@

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Date: 2009-01-11 11:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eccentricweft.livejournal.com
When I got to the last line I gasped and then laughed out loud. Fabulous!

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Date: 2009-01-12 04:18 am (UTC)
cyanne: (SGA McShep s3promo black)
From: [personal profile] cyanne
You're evil. And that's why I love this ficlet. *g*

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Date: 2009-01-13 10:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] water-soter.livejournal.com
LOL! Not that I'm a Jennifer hater, but this was too funny!

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