Sold by Nebularific (Slave Challenge)
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sga_flashficTitle: Sold
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nebularific
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Rating: PG-13
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sga_flashfic Slave Challenge
Disclaimer: Um... Duh? Not mine.
A/N: Um, this fits the Challenge in the abstract. First fic I've written in a *really* long time. First SGA fic. Unbetaed (because I couldn't find one).
Sold
by Nebularific
“I can’t believe you didn’t buy me, Rodney.”
“Ford was cheaper.”
“Yeah, but I still can’t believe you didn’t even bid on me!” John complained, “I mean, I thought we had something special between us, but then you go and do something like buying Ford and not me.”
Rodney leaned in to kiss him, but John turned away and rolled onto his back. He glared at Rodney.
“You’re the one who agreed to participate in Elizabeth’s slave auction.” Rodney explained impatiently. “You should’ve realized that anyone could buy you.”
“I knew that anyone could buy me, I just thought that you would.”
“Well, good to know I can still surprise you. Me? I’m looking forward to tomorrow. Lieutenant Ford is going to stand outside my lab all day and tell people to go away so that I don’t have to.” Rodney smiled in anticipation, “I’ll finally be able to get some work done.”
“See!” John sat up, gesturing at Rodney, “I could’ve done that. Why couldn’t you have got me?”
“The last time we were alone in my lab together, we had sex on my desk.” John opened his mouth to interrupt. Rodney raised his voice. “AND, the time before that, you kept bothering me until I paid attention to you and we ended up having sex against one of the Ancient view screens and Zelenka – uhmth!”
A grinning John slowly sat back. “Sorry. You were saying?”
“… Never mind.”
“In that case,” John said, slowly pushing an unresisting Rodney against the mattress, “You’d better start fortifying me for a mostly Rodney-less day tomorrow.”
“I can do that.”
“Good,” John said softly, leaning toward Rodney, “I was hoping you would.”
::
“John?”
“Hmm?”
“I think you’ll have fun tomorrow. Repairing the waste disposal system with your ‘master’ Kavanagh should be like nothing you’ve ever done before. You’ll love it.”
“Bite me.”
Author:
nebularificPairing: Sheppard/McKay
Rating: PG-13
Challenge:
sga_flashfic Slave ChallengeDisclaimer: Um... Duh? Not mine.
A/N: Um, this fits the Challenge in the abstract. First fic I've written in a *really* long time. First SGA fic. Unbetaed (because I couldn't find one).
Sold
by Nebularific
“I can’t believe you didn’t buy me, Rodney.”
“Ford was cheaper.”
“Yeah, but I still can’t believe you didn’t even bid on me!” John complained, “I mean, I thought we had something special between us, but then you go and do something like buying Ford and not me.”
Rodney leaned in to kiss him, but John turned away and rolled onto his back. He glared at Rodney.
“You’re the one who agreed to participate in Elizabeth’s slave auction.” Rodney explained impatiently. “You should’ve realized that anyone could buy you.”
“I knew that anyone could buy me, I just thought that you would.”
“Well, good to know I can still surprise you. Me? I’m looking forward to tomorrow. Lieutenant Ford is going to stand outside my lab all day and tell people to go away so that I don’t have to.” Rodney smiled in anticipation, “I’ll finally be able to get some work done.”
“See!” John sat up, gesturing at Rodney, “I could’ve done that. Why couldn’t you have got me?”
“The last time we were alone in my lab together, we had sex on my desk.” John opened his mouth to interrupt. Rodney raised his voice. “AND, the time before that, you kept bothering me until I paid attention to you and we ended up having sex against one of the Ancient view screens and Zelenka – uhmth!”
A grinning John slowly sat back. “Sorry. You were saying?”
“… Never mind.”
“In that case,” John said, slowly pushing an unresisting Rodney against the mattress, “You’d better start fortifying me for a mostly Rodney-less day tomorrow.”
“I can do that.”
“Good,” John said softly, leaning toward Rodney, “I was hoping you would.”
::
“John?”
“Hmm?”
“I think you’ll have fun tomorrow. Repairing the waste disposal system with your ‘master’ Kavanagh should be like nothing you’ve ever done before. You’ll love it.”
“Bite me.”
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(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-27 02:37 am (UTC)Evil, evil author. Hysterical, but evil.
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Date: 2005-05-27 04:21 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-27 02:44 am (UTC)Hee. That was really fun!
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Date: 2005-05-27 04:22 am (UTC)Who else?
I'm glad you liked it.
(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-27 02:47 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-27 04:24 am (UTC)You got me. I surrender.
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Date: 2005-05-27 09:10 am (UTC)*giggles*
Date: 2005-05-27 02:50 am (UTC)Re: *giggles*
Date: 2005-05-27 04:28 am (UTC)I'm really glad you liked it!
(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-27 03:19 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-27 04:31 am (UTC)Him and John both. Thanks for reading!
(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-27 03:15 pm (UTC)o.0
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Date: 2005-05-27 03:38 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-27 04:34 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-27 08:13 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-27 04:10 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-27 04:42 am (UTC)Hm... Maybe Elizabeth? Maybe she's always had some deep, hidden desire for him. It must be the accent.
*shakes self* Whoa, that was a weird place. Anyway, Thanks for reading, I'm glad it turned out funny.
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Date: 2005-05-27 05:07 am (UTC)Hahahahahaha! Very nicely done. :)
Oh and psst! I'll be more than happy to beta for you if you're ever in need again....
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Date: 2005-05-27 05:17 pm (UTC)Thanks! I'm glad you liked it.
Oh and psst! I'll be more than happy to beta for you if you're ever in need again....
*whispers* I think I may take you up on this, if you don't mind. I don't know when I'll write new fic, but you may here from me. Getting a second opinion would make me feel so much better.
(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-27 05:56 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-27 05:21 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-27 09:54 am (UTC)Lol! Nice take, thank you.
(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-27 05:23 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-27 05:56 pm (UTC)Ah, well ::buffs nails on sweater:: what excellent taste I have ;)
(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-27 01:17 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-27 05:30 pm (UTC)(Although to be fair, I've written Rodney before. I have I 'zine fic under the pen name 'Fallen Darkness' that's Sam/Rodney. I wrote it right before they announced the cast for Atlantis. The 'zine timed out a while back, and I'm planning to post the fic in my LJ in a day or two...)
(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-28 06:57 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-27 02:12 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-27 05:31 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-27 03:13 pm (UTC)Erm, so how much does a John cost these days?
(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-27 05:34 pm (UTC)I'm thinking two Hershey bars and the last of Kavanagh's allotted coffee...
Thanks for reading!
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Date: 2005-05-27 05:38 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-27 05:43 pm (UTC)Now If I can just figure out how to get him away from Rodney...
(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-27 05:48 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-27 04:54 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-27 05:38 pm (UTC)But... Who else would've been as funny? Thanks much for reading!
(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-27 07:24 pm (UTC)Fun and light-hearted, just what I needed thanks!
(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-28 02:27 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-27 11:08 pm (UTC)“Ford was cheaper.”
BWA! You had me from the first two lines. Excellent!
(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-28 02:35 am (UTC)I tried to write a good hook, I'm glad you enjoyed it.
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Date: 2005-05-28 02:33 am (UTC)“Ford was cheaper.” I almost fell out of the chair laughing.
(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-28 02:41 am (UTC)Why, thank you! I'm happy you liked it.
BTW, I love your icon.
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Date: 2005-05-28 02:45 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-28 04:22 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-28 10:39 pm (UTC)Thanks, I can totally see them doing it on Rodney's desk.
Glad you liked it.
(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-29 01:48 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-30 09:24 am (UTC)He'll make it up to John though, right?
Love the fortifying him for a most Rodney-free day too.
Great fun
(no subject)
Date: 2005-06-01 03:28 am (UTC)Now that's a helluva line. Seriously.