Stargate Atlantis Flashfiction

Title: Totally Fucked
Author: gemmi999
Rating: PG
Pairing: Chad/Ryan (from High School Musical...yes, you read that right)
Notes: This is pure crack! It's SGA/High School Musical (like the Disney Channel). It obviously never happened on either show, it only exists in my brain, and is completely cracktastic! In case you don't know what High School Musical is, or who exactly Chad and Ryan are, THIS is a link to the ship_manifesto for the pairing. It is mildly image heavy, but completely safe for work.
Title is from the musical Spring Awakening and isn't really related to the content. It was the working name for the story, and it never really got changed.

Summary: “Excuse me, I know we’re interrupting valuable making out time here, but if you could please direct your eyes towards the observation window in front of you we would greatly appreciate it.”


( crack!fic ahead. Read at your own risk. )

Title: Happy New Year B
Author: Gemmi999
Rating: G
Notes: There are BRIEF spoilers for most of season 4. Read at your own risk!
Summary: CRACK!fic--Sheppard is a musical fan.

( anarchy--revolution, justice screaming for solutions, forcing changes... )

Title: Ten Reasons Why McKay Didn't Want to Return to Earth, and the Real Reason He Went Home Anyway
Author: gemmi999
Challenge: f**kin' freezing challenge; twenty minute challenge
Warning:Slight Crossover with "The Day After Tomorrow."
Summary: 10. There were no ZedPM's available for study, and even if there were, McKay had a strange hunch that Carter would get first crack at them. Sometimes he wished he'd had the brains to suck O'Neill off back when they'd first met--would have eliminated so many of his problems.

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Title:Domesticity
Author: gemmi999
Rating: PG-13 for mentions of sex and brief nudity
Pairing: McShep
Word Count: 1100ish
Notes: It all started with a single scene--Ronon calling Rodney to ask a question about John's schedule. It kind of spun-out-of-control from there.
Summary: There wasn’t exactly a moment when Rodney realized that Sheppard was his boyfriend—rather, it was a gradual process that started one morning when he put on the wrong underwear.

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Title: Chevron-8 Encoded
Author: Gemmi999
Rating: PG
Warnings: Character death
Word Count: 500 words
Characters: McKay, Weir
Disclaimer: not mine.

SUMMARY: Atlantis falls silent.

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Title: Solitaire
Author: Gemmi999
Rating: PG
Warnings: none
Word Count: 405 words
Characters: McKay, Weir, Sheppard
Disclaimer: not mine.

SUMMARY:
Rodney moved another card with his pen before glancing up at the empty table. No Sheppard equaled no briefing, which meant he had another thirty seconds at least to try and shut-down Radek’s superior attitude (black queen on red jack, left corner).

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Title: NJX-786
Author: gemmi999
Word Count: 749
Rating: PG
Notes: Written for sga_flashfic's Doppleganger challenge.
Spoilers: Set after an imaginary episode in my head, which contains the replicators. Doesn't have any specific spoilers.
Summery: Wherein John was held prisoner, and he thought Rodney was, too.

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Title: Killer Sharks
Author: Gemmi999
Word Count: 551
Rating: G
Characters: Rodney, John
Spoilers: none
Summary: “I can’t believe you read that trash.”

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