Stargate Atlantis Flashfiction

Title: "I Dream of Jeannie"
Genre: Friendship (
Rating: PG-13
Lenght: 3518 words
Spoilers: None
Author notes: This is some sort of cracky version of the pilot of "I dream of Jeannie", a classic TV show most of you might know. I blame this entirely on the painkillers I took to combat my cold, and the fact that I had a pretty embarrassing crush on major Nelson as I was still a kid. (Reruns on a german TV channel, I'm not old enough to have seen the first airing in 1965)
Betaed by the wonderful, Fanfiction goddess

lavvyan who made this a much better story! THANK YOU SO MUCH! All remaining mistakes are mine!

Summary: “Oh, great. An idiot.” The man sounded as if he’d been just punished the worst way possible. “You know, actually that’s kind of fitting. With the Masters I had in the past, I’m surprised you’re not an ape or something...

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Title: Humping
Author: Amarra
Rating: R (but a really soft-pr0ny R with a werewolf extra)
Warnings: Werewolves, biting, humping, 30% crackfic.
Pairings: McShep
Spoilers: None.
Characters; Team!Sheppard and the crew.
Disclaimer: Nothing is mine, expect for the stupid idea.
Summary: Marines made awfully bulky werewolves, surprisingly hairy ones too.
Notes: Betaed by keefaq, for which I am very grateful!!

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Title: Siberia
Author: Amarra
Episodes/Spoilers/Warnings: Slash
Pairing: John/Rodney
Notes: Just pretend this wasn't done a million times already.
Words: 503
The Earthside Challenge; So they are on earth

Summary: ( He still had to thank his father, it could be far worse than that )