If I Knew You Were Coming, by kassrachel

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Okay, given the "cake or death" challenge, you had to know I was going to pick cake.

lamardeuse, the_shoshanna, and terrio improved this story in every way, and I am endlessly grateful to them for it. Oh, and I stole the title from the classic 1950 hit by Eileen Barton; if you don't know it, you can find it on my lj.

Title: "If I Knew You Were Coming"
Author: kassrachel
Pairing: John/Rodney
Spoilers: Set after S3 x 08, "McKay and Mrs. Miller"
5170 words

"What, did Jeannie tell you I have a thing for al fresco dining and sunburn?"

( If I Knew You Were Coming )

The Five Stages of Dessert by liketheriver (Cake or Death Challenge)

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Title: The Five Stages of Dessert
Author: liketheriver
Category: Gen/ angst/ h/c. Written for the cake or death challenge 
Word Count: ~6,300
Rating: T 
Characters: McKay, Sheppard, team
Warnings: None 
Spoilers: Set several months after Sunday and Keller is in the story but it doesn't spoil anything after that.
A/N:  My beta is without satellite this week so I'm flying solo on this one.
Summary: There was some strange connection, he had decided, between pastries and mourning. By the looks of things, he had obviously entered the buttercream stage, which evidently rested somewhere between denial and chocolate ganache if you combined the five stages of grief with a dessert menu.  

( The Five Stages of Dessert )

Showing by Ladycat777 (Cake or Death Challenge)

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Title: Showing
Author: ladycat777
Pairing: Gen
Rating: PG
Summary: She knows Colonel Sheppard is famous for disobeying orders, but Susan and her team are nobodies. Just random faces in uniforms that she doubts Colonel Sheppard could put names to.
Warnings: None
Words: 4300
Beta: othercat
A/N: It has nothing to do with Eddie Izzard, but there's cake?

( Showing )

Sacrifice

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Title: Sacrifice
Author: jennytork aka Enola Jones
Category: Angst. H/C. I consider this gen but it might be pre-slash. Written for the "Cake or death" challenge.
Word Count: 440
Rating: T
Characters: John, Rodney, Teyla, Elizabeth, Carson
Warnings: A forced kiss between two men offscreen.
Spoilers: None.
A/N: I have no idea how to classify this. I consider it gen, as they were forced to kiss, but it might not be read that way. Also, I have no beta so everything you read is my fault.
Summary: Protocol gone horribly wrong. Sheppard is forced to kiss McKay, and his culinary choices make Rodney very, very sick.

( Sacrifice )