Thank you for flying Church of England, by SomeInstant.

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Thank you for flying Church of England.
By SomeInstant

Rating: PG-13 for language and exceedingly bad philosophy.
Pairings: None. I mean, in my head, it's McKay/Sheppard, but there's nothing damning on the page.
Spoilers: This has no connection to any current plotline at all. I'm not terribly invested in maintaining realism, here.
Disclaimer: They do not belong to me. But I like to think they'd have fun if they did.

Summary: There has never, in the history of Time entire, been a True-False exam that didn't have at least one trick question on it.

A/N: It wasn't me. I was dead at the time.

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( Consider, if you will, the universe. )

The Games People Play by Rhymer23 (Cake or Death challenge)

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Title: The Games People Play
Author: rhymer23
Rating: PG
Words: 3600
Genre: Humour, mostly. Gen. No spoilers for anything.
Characters: Ensemble - esp. Sheppard and McKay.
Summary: A day of games. What could possibly go wrong?

This is my first post here. No, no, don't all run away at once...

( The Games People Play )

Cake or Death Challenge: How to Make a Gold Cake by Barb G

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How to Make a Gold Cake: A recipe in five parts, three blow jobs, two penetrative acts, and one jerk off session

by Barb G

He pushed the trigger, and rather than a pulse being sent out, a thin, purple beam of about three feet shot out from the barrel.

“You built a light saber,” John finished.

“Well, more like a light chain-saw, but yes. I did.”


( How to Make a Gold Cake )

St. Ferris of Wheel, by ameretrifle (Cake or Death challenge)

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St. Ferris of Wheel

Rating: PG, gen
Summary: "Their fate rests on their ability to bake?" Teyla said, a look of abject horror coloring her face.
Notes: At the moment I have two responses for the "cake or death" challenge. This is because the first one I wrote was very... "or death". There was cake, but it was very, very or death. This one has more cake. And no death whatsoever. It also doesn't scare the living hell out of me like the other one, which is totally a bonus.
Whose-Line points to anyone who can spot the Calvin and Hobbes quote! (It may be because I read so much of that comic in my formative years that I have so little difficulty dealing with McKay...)

( Who here has ever actually cooked anything? Besides dead animals. )