Fear of Failure, by ameretrifle (Cake or Death challenge)

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Rating: PG, for language and... well... let's call it 'sheer wrongness'. Oh, and plenty of death.
Summary: Sometime in a very alternate future. "It's a choice," I say. "One of those things where you have two alternatives and you have to choose between them? This is your choice: cake or death."
Spoilers: ...First season. It'll make more sense if you've seen 'Hot Zone'. You may or may not want it to make more sense.
Notes: ...You know the spirit of this challenge? Take the inverse of that. That'll give you this fic. I think maybe I'll write two, so one can actually... be fun.
I'd already had this McKay in my head, and apparently he's more insidious than I thought, because he seized on this challenge before I knew what had hit me, and I really wish he hadn't made me write it in first-person. Jerk. *shivers* (no, seriously, he scares me; help)

( Why do these fools always trust me so much? )

That Voodoo That You Do by Mad Maudlin

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Title: That Voodoo That You Do
Author: mad_maudlin
Rating: PG
Length: 6,000
Spoilers: Lots of little ones through the end of S3
Warnings: Kind of gross, in the end.
Summary: John leaned on the end of the bed, eyebrows up. "You know, McKay, I think Stephen King wrote a book like that."

A/N: I don't know where this idea came from, but it's had hold of me since the beginning of the challenge. Rodney paraphrases Mark Twain, and the Stephen King book it real, but John's actually thinking of the TV-movie version that he (like me) only saw part of.

( This is all some kind of vicious cowboy voodoo plot, isn't it? )

The High Price of Cake (Cake or Death Challenge)

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Title: The High Price of Cake
Author: crazymadi
Word Count: 1,400
Spoilers: None
Rating: PG - ish
Disclaimer: I don't own a garsh-derned thing. If I did, I'd be rich.
Summary: Ummmm, I think you just need to read it.

( The High Price of Cake )

Worth the Risk (Cake or Death Challenge)

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Title: Worth the Risk
Author:kriadydragon
Rating: PG, Gen
Characters: Team
Summary: Rodney wants cake. Rodney will get cake. I initially wasn't going to take part in this challenge, but then got an idea that poked and prodded and smelled of vanilla. I'm not quite sure if it meets the challenge. There's cake, though, and a bit of risk involved. A very small risk. But I digress.

( Worth the Risk )