On the Rocks (And I Mean Ice!) by X-parrot (f**king freezing challenge)

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Title: On the Rocks (And I Mean Ice!)
Author: xparrot
Characters: Team gen
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 3,342
Warnings: General season 4 spoilers; not for those allergic to snuggling or completely cliché fluff.
Notes: Originally a drabble idea gnine and I shared, that expanded rather a lot. Title from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, blame naye who told me it was funny to someone not-me.
Summary: The boys, stuck overnight on Random Ice World # 69-But-Who's-Counting (Except McKay), just trying to stay warm.

( 'Obviously this is some strange, new definition of 'lucky',' Rodney muttered from his corner of the crevasse. )

ETA: Don't miss gnine's insanely adorable accompanying illustration!

Pic: "Teyla's Warm and Fuzzy Place" by Gnine

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Title: Teyla's Warm and Fuzzy Place
Author/Artist: Gnine
Characters: John, Rodney, Ronon
Rating: G
Spoilers: None (except for the story it goes with, see Author's Note below)
Author's Note: This pic was done to accompany xparrot's response to this challenge, On the Rocks (and I Mean Ice!). We came up with the idea together while aimlessly wandering the streets of Taipei, and I promised if she wrote it, I'd illustrate, so, here we are…It probably won't make much sense without the story, so go read that first ^_^

( Teyla's Warm and Fuzzy Place )

The (Almost But Not Quite) Non-existent Hotness of Rodney McKay by Zinnith (F*cking Freezing)

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Title: The (Almost But Not Quite) Non-existent Hotness of Rodney McKay
Author: Zinnith
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Porn with no redeeming value whatsoever. Also, ice cubes. And I should probably warn for my sense of humour as well. 
Word count: 1825
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: In which John completely fails to break up with Rodney. It's all his dick's fault, really.

Notes:  This story just begged to be written. Thank you the_cephalopod for looking it over for me and cheering me on!

( The (Almost But Not Quite) Non-existent Hotness of Rodney McKay )

 

Blame the Rain, by mahoni (F**king Freezing challenge)

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Title: Blame the Rain
Author: mahoni
Pairing/Rating: John/Ronon; R
Note: ~2,600 words
Summary: This was always the way it happened – a close call, some kind of near death experience, plus half a second alone. Every time, they agreed it wouldn’t happen again; but that never really seemed to stick.

( John tried to help propel himself forward as Ronon dragged him toward the cluster of tiny, abandoned huts, but he wasn’t very successful. )