Safety is Job One, by celtiknot (Documentation)

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Safety Is Job One

McKay/Sheppard
PG 13, I suppose, for mild cursing and innuendo


From: Sgt. Arthur White [a.white@airforce.gov]
To: Dr. Elizabeth Weir [e.weir@atlantis.gov]
Date: Tues, June 17, 2006
Subject: Safety posters

Dr. Weir:

Attached please find the safety posters you requested in your most recent supply run.

Sgt. White
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From: Dr. Elizabeth Weir [e.weir@atlantis.gov]
To: Department Heads [j.sheppard@atlantis.gov, c.beckett@atlantis.gov, r.mck...]
Date: Wed, June 18, 2006
Subject: Safety posters

Attached are the safety posters I requisitioned from SGC. Now that we're seeing more new personnel around the city, I think they are particularly important. Please print them out and hang in a visible location where appropriate. Please be aware that the safety measures outlined apply to us all.

Dr. Weir
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From: Dr. Rodney McKay [r.mckay@atlantis.gov]
To: Dr. Elizabeth Weir [e.weir@atlantis.gov]
Date: Mon, June 23, 2006
Subject: Re: Safety posters

How many of these can I print out? Maybe we should put one in each cabin. Oh, did you get the one I suggested, "If You Don't Understand It, Don't Touch It"? And I didn't see my "Really, Really Dangerous - Don't Touch" sign - did you forget to attach it?

R.
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From: Dr. Elizabeth Weir [e.weir@atlantis.gov]
To: Dr. Rodney McKay [r.mckay@atlantis.gov]
Date: Mon, June 23, 2006
Subject: Re: Re: Safety posters

I think 4 will be sufficient.

I don't think one every cabin is necessary; everyone knows how important the search for ZPMs remains.

All of the posters I thought necessary were attached in the original email.

Dr. Weir
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From: Dr. Rodney McKay [r.mckay@atlantis.gov]
To: Lt. Col. John Sheppard [j.sheppard@atlantis.gov]
Date: Tues, June 24, 2006
Subject: Re: Safety posters

Christ, John, how did she find out?
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From: Lt. Col. John Sheppard [j.sheppard@atlantis.gov]
To: Dr. Rodney McKay [r.mckay@atlantis.gov]
Date: Tues, June 24, 2006
Subject: Re: Re: Safety posters

How the hell would I know? What makes you think she found out through me? Besides, she sent it to everybody; it's not like she singled us out.

J.
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From: Dr. Rodney McKay [r.mckay@atlantis.gov]
To: Lt. Col. John Sheppard [j.sheppard@atlantis.gov]
Date: Tues, June 24, 2006
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Safety posters

[[What makes you think she found out through me]] Oh, I don't know, because you can't keep your mouth shut???

[[it's not like she singled us out]] Oh, yes, that makes it SO much better, that all of the department heads get one. God, where do you even find a sign like that? Oh, wait, it's the US military, there's probably a whole series of them. No sex in a tank, no sex on an aircraft carrier, no sex in a pup tent...

R.
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From: Lt. Col. John Sheppard [j.sheppard@atlantis.gov]
To: Dr. Rodney McKay [r.mckay@atlantis.gov]
Date: Tues, June 24, 2006
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Safety posters

[[No sex in a tank, no sex on an aircraft carrier, no sex in a pup tent]] Done it, done it, ...
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From: Lt. Col. John Sheppard [j.sheppard@atlantis.gov]
To: Dr. Elizabeth Weir [e.weir@atlantis.gov]
Date: Wed, June 25, 2006
Subject: Mainland training

Elizabeth -

McKay's been looking a little peaky, so I've scheduled a team-building exercise overnight on the Mainland. It'll make a new man out of him.

We'll be back for the regular staff meeting on Friday morning.

Sheppard

Comments

[kajikia.livejournal.com]

Ha! I love the safety posters--hilarious.