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sga_flashficSafety Is Job One
McKay/Sheppard
PG 13, I suppose, for mild cursing and innuendo
From: Sgt. Arthur White [a.white@airforce.gov]
To: Dr. Elizabeth Weir [e.weir@atlantis.gov]
Date: Tues, June 17, 2006
Subject: Safety posters
Dr. Weir:
Attached please find the safety posters you requested in your most recent supply run.
Sgt. White
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From: Dr. Elizabeth Weir [e.weir@atlantis.gov]
To: Department Heads [j.sheppard@atlantis.gov, c.beckett@atlantis.gov, r.mck...]
Date: Wed, June 18, 2006
Subject: Safety posters
Attached are the safety posters I requisitioned from SGC. Now that we're seeing more new personnel around the city, I think they are particularly important. Please print them out and hang in a visible location where appropriate. Please be aware that the safety measures outlined apply to us all.
Dr. Weir
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From: Dr. Rodney McKay [r.mckay@atlantis.gov]
To: Dr. Elizabeth Weir [e.weir@atlantis.gov]
Date: Mon, June 23, 2006
Subject: Re: Safety posters
How many of these can I print out? Maybe we should put one in each cabin. Oh, did you get the one I suggested, "If You Don't Understand It, Don't Touch It"? And I didn't see my "Really, Really Dangerous - Don't Touch" sign - did you forget to attach it?
R.
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From: Dr. Elizabeth Weir [e.weir@atlantis.gov]
To: Dr. Rodney McKay [r.mckay@atlantis.gov]
Date: Mon, June 23, 2006
Subject: Re: Re: Safety posters
I think 4 will be sufficient.
I don't think one every cabin is necessary; everyone knows how important the search for ZPMs remains.
All of the posters I thought necessary were attached in the original email.
Dr. Weir
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From: Dr. Rodney McKay [r.mckay@atlantis.gov]
To: Lt. Col. John Sheppard [j.sheppard@atlantis.gov]
Date: Tues, June 24, 2006
Subject: Re: Safety posters
Christ, John, how did she find out?
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From: Lt. Col. John Sheppard [j.sheppard@atlantis.gov]
To: Dr. Rodney McKay [r.mckay@atlantis.gov]
Date: Tues, June 24, 2006
Subject: Re: Re: Safety posters
How the hell would I know? What makes you think she found out through me? Besides, she sent it to everybody; it's not like she singled us out.
J.
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From: Dr. Rodney McKay [r.mckay@atlantis.gov]
To: Lt. Col. John Sheppard [j.sheppard@atlantis.gov]
Date: Tues, June 24, 2006
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Safety posters
[[What makes you think she found out through me]] Oh, I don't know, because you can't keep your mouth shut???
[[it's not like she singled us out]] Oh, yes, that makes it SO much better, that all of the department heads get one. God, where do you even find a sign like that? Oh, wait, it's the US military, there's probably a whole series of them. No sex in a tank, no sex on an aircraft carrier, no sex in a pup tent...
R.
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From: Lt. Col. John Sheppard [j.sheppard@atlantis.gov]
To: Dr. Rodney McKay [r.mckay@atlantis.gov]
Date: Tues, June 24, 2006
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Safety posters
[[No sex in a tank, no sex on an aircraft carrier, no sex in a pup tent]] Done it, done it, ...
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From: Lt. Col. John Sheppard [j.sheppard@atlantis.gov]
To: Dr. Elizabeth Weir [e.weir@atlantis.gov]
Date: Wed, June 25, 2006
Subject: Mainland training
Elizabeth -
McKay's been looking a little peaky, so I've scheduled a team-building exercise overnight on the Mainland. It'll make a new man out of him.
We'll be back for the regular staff meeting on Friday morning.
Sheppard
McKay/Sheppard
PG 13, I suppose, for mild cursing and innuendo
From: Sgt. Arthur White [a.white@airforce.gov]
To: Dr. Elizabeth Weir [e.weir@atlantis.gov]
Date: Tues, June 17, 2006
Subject: Safety posters
Dr. Weir:
Attached please find the safety posters you requested in your most recent supply run.
Sgt. White
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From: Dr. Elizabeth Weir [e.weir@atlantis.gov]
To: Department Heads [j.sheppard@atlantis.gov, c.beckett@atlantis.gov, r.mck...]
Date: Wed, June 18, 2006
Subject: Safety posters
Attached are the safety posters I requisitioned from SGC. Now that we're seeing more new personnel around the city, I think they are particularly important. Please print them out and hang in a visible location where appropriate. Please be aware that the safety measures outlined apply to us all.
Dr. Weir
__________
From: Dr. Rodney McKay [r.mckay@atlantis.gov]
To: Dr. Elizabeth Weir [e.weir@atlantis.gov]
Date: Mon, June 23, 2006
Subject: Re: Safety posters
How many of these can I print out? Maybe we should put one in each cabin. Oh, did you get the one I suggested, "If You Don't Understand It, Don't Touch It"? And I didn't see my "Really, Really Dangerous - Don't Touch" sign - did you forget to attach it?
R.
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From: Dr. Elizabeth Weir [e.weir@atlantis.gov]
To: Dr. Rodney McKay [r.mckay@atlantis.gov]
Date: Mon, June 23, 2006
Subject: Re: Re: Safety posters
I think 4 will be sufficient.
I don't think one every cabin is necessary; everyone knows how important the search for ZPMs remains.
All of the posters I thought necessary were attached in the original email.
Dr. Weir
__________
From: Dr. Rodney McKay [r.mckay@atlantis.gov]
To: Lt. Col. John Sheppard [j.sheppard@atlantis.gov]
Date: Tues, June 24, 2006
Subject: Re: Safety posters
Christ, John, how did she find out?
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From: Lt. Col. John Sheppard [j.sheppard@atlantis.gov]
To: Dr. Rodney McKay [r.mckay@atlantis.gov]
Date: Tues, June 24, 2006
Subject: Re: Re: Safety posters
How the hell would I know? What makes you think she found out through me? Besides, she sent it to everybody; it's not like she singled us out.
J.
__________
From: Dr. Rodney McKay [r.mckay@atlantis.gov]
To: Lt. Col. John Sheppard [j.sheppard@atlantis.gov]
Date: Tues, June 24, 2006
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Safety posters
[[What makes you think she found out through me]] Oh, I don't know, because you can't keep your mouth shut???
[[it's not like she singled us out]] Oh, yes, that makes it SO much better, that all of the department heads get one. God, where do you even find a sign like that? Oh, wait, it's the US military, there's probably a whole series of them. No sex in a tank, no sex on an aircraft carrier, no sex in a pup tent...
R.
__________
From: Lt. Col. John Sheppard [j.sheppard@atlantis.gov]
To: Dr. Rodney McKay [r.mckay@atlantis.gov]
Date: Tues, June 24, 2006
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Safety posters
[[No sex in a tank, no sex on an aircraft carrier, no sex in a pup tent]] Done it, done it, ...
__________
From: Lt. Col. John Sheppard [j.sheppard@atlantis.gov]
To: Dr. Elizabeth Weir [e.weir@atlantis.gov]
Date: Wed, June 25, 2006
Subject: Mainland training
Elizabeth -
McKay's been looking a little peaky, so I've scheduled a team-building exercise overnight on the Mainland. It'll make a new man out of him.
We'll be back for the regular staff meeting on Friday morning.
Sheppard
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Date: 2006-02-02 03:20 am (UTC)Rofl! I should hope so. That was fun and funny.
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Date: 2006-02-02 03:32 am (UTC)(I loved the safety posters!)
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Date: 2006-02-02 03:36 am (UTC)And thanks!
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Date: 2006-02-02 04:28 am (UTC)Great stuff!
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Date: 2006-02-02 01:26 pm (UTC)I loved this so much.
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Date: 2006-02-03 01:35 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-02-03 06:09 am (UTC)RE: original poster
Date: 2006-02-02 10:25 pm (UTC)O
Um. Is it online? Can you give us a link to it?
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Date: 2006-02-02 02:41 pm (UTC)Oh, God, I love this challenge.
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Date: 2006-02-02 03:17 pm (UTC)This was too funny, OMG, when I got to the scales one I died.
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Date: 2006-02-02 08:33 pm (UTC)I'd just love to get Teyla or Ronon's interpretation of some of them....
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Date: 2006-02-03 01:45 am (UTC)Visit Airtoons (http://www.airtoons.com/) - it's some of the ready.gov posters, plus some air safety posters with "improved" captions. They're hysterical.
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Date: 2006-02-03 05:32 pm (UTC)A very fun take on the challenge--thanks for posting!
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