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Title: Virgins Out Of This World
Author: kuonji
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Aiden Ford
Rating: PG-13
Challenge: Virgin challenge
Spoilers: slight for SG-1 New Order
Summary: Nude Virgins.  What do you think of?


Virgins Out Of This World
by kuonji

"What do you want to see on the other side of that wormhole, Ford?"

"What kind of a stupid question is that? A ZPM, of course. That's the whole point."

Sheppard paused to call over his shoulder, "Wait your turn, McKay," before raising an eyebrow at his 2IC.

"Shucks, sir, what does every guy in his twenties want?" Sheppard grinned, acting all of twenty years old himself.

"Okay, tropical beaches, check. And nudist sunbathers, check."

"Hula dancers," Ford added, grinning. "And they have to be virgins."

Dr. McKay snorted. "First of all, a whole race of virgins is impossible, and second... oh, oh!"

Everyone turned to stare at him, expecting either an idea for some crazy new toy, or else news of impending explosions.

"Orilla," he said, pointing triumphantly at Ford, who fought the urge to back up a step.

"What?"

"It's the new Asgard homeworld." He looked around at their blank faces. "Don't you people read reports?"

"So this has to do with us, how?" Sheppard asked.

"The Asgard reproduce by cloning. And they don't need to wear clothes. So, your planet of nude virgins." McKay looked smug.

Teyla looked bewildered. Everyone else within earshot looked a little sick.

"Rodney, next time we ask for your input... we'll ask for your input." Sheppard waved at the control room and pointed at the activated gate. "SGA-1, move out!"

"What?" Rodney asked.

End.

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Date: 2006-05-23 12:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shusu.livejournal.com
AHAHAAHAHHAHA

*snugs Rodney*

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Date: 2006-05-23 12:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toscas-kiss.livejournal.com
ROLFLMAO!!!
That was brilliant! (and yes, squicky)

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Date: 2006-05-23 12:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dracostella.livejournal.com
Ah, the planet of virgins... :D

Though technically, if you are asexual, or lacking in sexual organs, is it really a virgin? You should ponder that ^____~

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Date: 2006-05-24 01:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dracostella.livejournal.com
Are you pondering what I'm pondering Pinky?

(random thought, my mom still thinks the Brain that you gave me is a small albino dwarf. I tried to explain to her that it's a mouse multiple times, but she still insist on calling it a small albino dwarf...)

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Date: 2006-05-23 02:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pentapus.livejournal.com
*dies* The Asgard definitely fit the bill!

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Date: 2006-05-23 06:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lishel_fracrium.livejournal.com
*cackles* *shakes head* well done I could so see him do that and eww! lol

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Date: 2006-06-02 07:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lishel_fracrium.livejournal.com
lol hmm never thought of it like that. umm interspeciesism?

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Date: 2006-06-03 09:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lishel_fracrium.livejournal.com
oh I think I read that one...do you remember where you read it?

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Date: 2006-06-09 08:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lishel_fracrium.livejournal.com
oh yes it so does!!! thank you.

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Date: 2006-05-23 06:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lydiabell.livejournal.com
Oh, that is *hilarious*. And I can totally see that conversation taking place.

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Date: 2006-05-23 08:21 pm (UTC)
ext_2456: (SGA Rodney_oh!)
From: [identity profile] nakedwesley.livejournal.com
Hee!

Love how Rodney butts in on the second line. I was all That doesn't sound like Ford...Oh!

Asgards...nude...virgins. And Rodney's "What?" at the end. *snicker*

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Date: 2006-05-24 02:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theladyofshadow.livejournal.com
That was hilarious! Both my roommate and I got a good laugh out of this one.

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Date: 2006-05-24 03:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adafrog.livejournal.com
bwaaaa hahahaha Go Rodney!
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Date: 2006-05-27 06:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sgafan33.livejournal.com
Ha! This was funny! That's Rodney, all right, the Answer Man.

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Date: 2006-06-17 04:58 am (UTC)
ext_11844: (Bitch Please)
From: [identity profile] amarin-rose.livejournal.com
*snorfle* Oh, dear... Poor Thor. I mean, Loki I can understand, but Thor's a nice guy, he should have gotten laid by now...

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Date: 2006-12-29 02:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] annon-of-rhi.livejournal.com
OMG.... finally, I get your icon!

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Date: 2006-12-30 01:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] annon-of-rhi.livejournal.com
I am reading them off of the index you created, but I think I was probably pointed towards that by finding one of your stories on sga_flasfic, and then clicking the author. I got off my butt and became a member, and now I have all these stories flooding my friends page. *sigh* oh, the goodness.

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Date: 2008-03-05 05:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prairiegirl.livejournal.com
I read this a while back when I was mostly just lurking, but I just had to come back and tell you how much I adore this! I mean seriously???! Just WOW.

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Date: 2008-04-18 08:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scarym1.livejournal.com
LOL!!!!!!! Great stuff. : )

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Date: 2011-06-10 05:22 pm (UTC)
jesse_the_k: Bare dorsal Paul Gross from Slings & Arrows (naked & proud)
From: [personal profile] jesse_the_k
Yet somehow the team manages to carry on. V funny, thanks.

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Date: 2011-06-11 01:31 am (UTC)
jesse_the_k: text: Be kinder than need be: everyone is fighting some kind of battle (gopher hunter)
From: [personal profile] jesse_the_k
I wish I could tell you. I'm just waltzing through the SGA fandom, and when I enjoy one story, I tend to inhale all the writer's other works.

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Date: 2011-06-11 01:33 am (UTC)
jesse_the_k: text: Be kinder than need be: everyone is fighting some kind of battle (f/k headache)
From: [personal profile] jesse_the_k
Oh! Checked my browser history. I'm a long-time Due South reader. Your post to the noticebard yesterday -- your maiden outing in DS? -- tickled my curiosity. As you were, or are. :,)

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