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sga_flashficTitle: Scripted
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badwolf36
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: McShep
Word Count: 281
Summary: Shameless humorous PWP. Because the boys have way too much fun.
badwolf36- Because I've seen people write like this and be serious. And that amuses the hell out of me. So this popped into my head and out my pen. Enjoy!
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“You want it baby? Want my big, fat cock in your tight little hole? Need to hear you beg me to grease that sweet little ass of yours. You going to beg for me baby?” John asked, gripping Rodney’s hips.
Rodney looked back over his shoulder, glancing up through his outrageously long eyelashes. “Oh yeah, give it to me. Pound me open with your big meat jackhammer. Want you to pump me full of your hot seed.”
They gazed hotly at one another for a moment before they completely lost it, collapsing into helpless laughter.
“Oh god,” Rodney wheezed. “I can’t believe you pulled that off with a straight face.”
John plastered himself to Rodney’s back, snickering into his shoulder. Finally subsiding with a final snort, he took advantage of his position and began mouthing kisses into Rodney’s shoulder blade.
“You sounded like the best kind of cheap porn. I kept expecting to hear 80s rock.” John said, splaying his tongue against the twitching muscles beneath him. Rodney relaxed with a small moan, his laughter sputtering out.
“Think people really talk like that?” Rodney murmured, shoving his hips back to try to get some friction going.
“Script had to come from somewhere,” John said, guiding Rodney back onto his knees. “But I think I like the one we write better.”
“You are such a sap,” Rodney said, leaning up and back on his heels in order to grab a quick and dirty kiss.
“Love you.”
“Love you too. Now stuff that big, fat cock in my tight little hole and grease me good you man stud.”
And then they both discovered how interesting it was to combine sex and helpless laughter.
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Date: 2008-12-11 01:17 am (UTC)Nicely done!
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Date: 2008-12-11 01:59 am (UTC)But eek, I did cringe reading the first few lines. LOL, well done. ;)
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Date: 2008-12-11 06:11 am (UTC)DragonLady
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Date: 2008-12-13 09:24 pm (UTC)That is exactly perfect. Cuz They would never really say that shit to each other without busting a gut. THANK YOU.
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Date: 2008-12-13 10:14 pm (UTC)-----}-@
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Date: 2008-12-13 11:06 pm (UTC)P.S. Your icon is made of win.
*grin*
Date: 2008-12-22 06:47 pm (UTC)And then they both discovered how interesting it was to combine sex and helpless laughter.
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Date: 2009-01-10 01:36 am (UTC)Love it.
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Date: 2009-01-10 03:13 pm (UTC)thanks for share this sweet kink.
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Date: 2009-04-14 07:56 pm (UTC)Thanks you for making me smile, I really needed it. LOL
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