Doctors by Infinimato (crossing challenge)
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sga_flashficTitle: Doctors
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infinimato
Rating PG, for a bad word or two. tsk.
Genres Crossovers & Crack [Two great tastes...]
Summary: Atlantis gets new scientists. [Really -- total crack. You'll either get them or you won't :-).]
Where did they even get this new bunch of scientists, a comic book convention?" Rodney was in full rant mode. John and Evan were mostly tuning him out as they finished their dinner. Teyla had escaped early rant, claiming the needs of Torran, and then Ronon suddenly had somewhere else to be. Of all the people on Atlantis John and Evan were probably the best at tuning out Rodney's rants, except maybe Radek, who was stuck in the labs trying to help the new scientists keep from furthering Rodney's ire.
"I mean, that one guy, Honeybear? I'm not sure who is worse, him or that squeaking assistant of his! They are so destructive I'd almost prefer to have Kavanagh back. Plus he's blind as a bat! Almost as bad as that old guy, Barnsworth! How did he get past the SGC physical? He falls asleep at the slightest thing and then starts babbling about his twenty-something year old uncle! And that other guy, Benzene? He just stares at you and quotes some sort of Zen of Stupid. Radek says he's supposed to also be a brain surgeon, but Jennifer threw him out of the med labs."
"Rodney," John said quietly, "Eat something before you pass out."
"Might want to try breathing first, there, Doc," Evan added helpfully-ish. "It'd suck to pass out from lack of air before you pass out from manly hunger."
Rodney didn't quite growl before diving back into it, "And then there's Blackboard, the hippie new age guy who thinks aliens have been on Earth since the '50s, and how did he get past Jackson at the SGC? And Ventman, who keeps asking about ghosts -- ghosts! What is this, summer camp? Let's all get our flashlights and make scary faces! He's creeped out half the biology department, sneaking around the plants and talking about his Zune, or something."
Above his head, John made mouth flapping motions with his hands. Evan nearly burst out laughing, but managed to turn it into a coughing fit. Not that Rodney noticed.
"What about Forrestman, who breaks things and then utters the incredibly imaginative phrase, 'Oh, poopie!' Just what we need, bathroom humor in the labs! And then there's that one who won't even give a name! We can't find his files, either. All he'll let us address him as is, 'Doctor'. Like that's not confusing in 22 labs full of Ph.Ds! Not even counting the medical quacks."
"Major," John said with more patience than he thought possible, "Isn't it time for us to go re-inventory the 11th floor armory?"
"Oh! Yes, Colonel, how could we have forgotten!" Evan replied, probably too eagerly, as both got up to bus their trays.
"Armory!" Rodney suddenly realized he was being abandoned mid-rant. "You guys hate doing that inventory crap! Hey, what am I supposed to do with these so-called scientists? Hey, you!" Apparently spotting one of the rantees, he now abandoned them, yelling, "Get over here and explain just who the hell you are!"
As they walked out the door, they heard, "Where the hell are your files, and what the hell is your name? And don't give me any of this 'Smith' shit, either!"
[Note: I'm pretty sure others have done something similar. I hope I haven't copied someone else's work.]
[Double note: Apparently I wasn't clear enough -- there are (at least, apparently, depending on how you look at it) 7 crossovers hiding in here. Now with candy coating!]
ETA FINAL NOTE: Since people seem to have problems identifying the crossovers, I made an annotated version.
Author
infinimatoRating PG, for a bad word or two. tsk.
Genres Crossovers & Crack [Two great tastes...]
Summary: Atlantis gets new scientists. [Really -- total crack. You'll either get them or you won't :-).]
Where did they even get this new bunch of scientists, a comic book convention?" Rodney was in full rant mode. John and Evan were mostly tuning him out as they finished their dinner. Teyla had escaped early rant, claiming the needs of Torran, and then Ronon suddenly had somewhere else to be. Of all the people on Atlantis John and Evan were probably the best at tuning out Rodney's rants, except maybe Radek, who was stuck in the labs trying to help the new scientists keep from furthering Rodney's ire.
"I mean, that one guy, Honeybear? I'm not sure who is worse, him or that squeaking assistant of his! They are so destructive I'd almost prefer to have Kavanagh back. Plus he's blind as a bat! Almost as bad as that old guy, Barnsworth! How did he get past the SGC physical? He falls asleep at the slightest thing and then starts babbling about his twenty-something year old uncle! And that other guy, Benzene? He just stares at you and quotes some sort of Zen of Stupid. Radek says he's supposed to also be a brain surgeon, but Jennifer threw him out of the med labs."
"Rodney," John said quietly, "Eat something before you pass out."
"Might want to try breathing first, there, Doc," Evan added helpfully-ish. "It'd suck to pass out from lack of air before you pass out from manly hunger."
Rodney didn't quite growl before diving back into it, "And then there's Blackboard, the hippie new age guy who thinks aliens have been on Earth since the '50s, and how did he get past Jackson at the SGC? And Ventman, who keeps asking about ghosts -- ghosts! What is this, summer camp? Let's all get our flashlights and make scary faces! He's creeped out half the biology department, sneaking around the plants and talking about his Zune, or something."
Above his head, John made mouth flapping motions with his hands. Evan nearly burst out laughing, but managed to turn it into a coughing fit. Not that Rodney noticed.
"What about Forrestman, who breaks things and then utters the incredibly imaginative phrase, 'Oh, poopie!' Just what we need, bathroom humor in the labs! And then there's that one who won't even give a name! We can't find his files, either. All he'll let us address him as is, 'Doctor'. Like that's not confusing in 22 labs full of Ph.Ds! Not even counting the medical quacks."
"Major," John said with more patience than he thought possible, "Isn't it time for us to go re-inventory the 11th floor armory?"
"Oh! Yes, Colonel, how could we have forgotten!" Evan replied, probably too eagerly, as both got up to bus their trays.
"Armory!" Rodney suddenly realized he was being abandoned mid-rant. "You guys hate doing that inventory crap! Hey, what am I supposed to do with these so-called scientists? Hey, you!" Apparently spotting one of the rantees, he now abandoned them, yelling, "Get over here and explain just who the hell you are!"
As they walked out the door, they heard, "Where the hell are your files, and what the hell is your name? And don't give me any of this 'Smith' shit, either!"
[Note: I'm pretty sure others have done something similar. I hope I haven't copied someone else's work.]
[Double note: Apparently I wasn't clear enough -- there are (at least, apparently, depending on how you look at it) 7 crossovers hiding in here. Now with candy coating!]
ETA FINAL NOTE: Since people seem to have problems identifying the crossovers, I made an annotated version.
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