Stargate Atlantis Flashfiction

Had We But Universe Enough and Time
by MrsHamill (mrshamill@gmail.com)

Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Rating: Adult
Spoilers: For 3x18 Michael and 4x06 McKay and Mrs. Miller
Summary: A couple of Rodney McKays have a few really bad days.
Disclaimer: Please enter standard useless boilerplate disclaimer of all intent to damage here.

Warning: Written for the SGA Flashfic community challenge 'Ways to Die,' which means canon character death... sort of. Trust me.
Well, okay, if you don't want to trust me, there's a warning in the header of the story at my site.

Notes: Urk. Another one that started out small and ended up growing like the fungus under my fridge. ailurophile6 and linaerys beat this sucker with a stick until it cried, and Lin was especially helpful in several of spots. I can't thank them enough. If you like it, they're the reason, but if you hate it, it's only my fault.


This booger is, at 25,000 words, way too big to post in the community, so I'm linking to it on my site.

Well, it HAD to be done, I'm just surprised to be the first one with it. ;-)

Mission Critical
by MrsHamill (mrshamill@gmail.com)

Archive: My site, Mom's Kitchen. All others please ask.
Category: Weird humour.
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Rating: R-ish, mostly for language and egregious misspellings
Spoilers: None. Seriously.
Summary: John comes to regret asking Rodney for help with a mission report.
Disclaimer: Please enter standard useless boilerplate disclaimer of all intent to damage here.
Warning: Never say 'bite me' to a cat.
Series: Well, they think so, but I don't.
Notes: Written for the SGA Flashfic community challenge: mission report. Does not riff on anyone's else's story, cross my heart.


( Mission Report: P2M-334 )

Apocrypha
by MrsHamill (mrshamill@gmail.com)

Rating: Mature themes
Spoilers: Up to the latest episode, 302 Misbegotten
Summary: They're not animals, you know.
Disclaimer: Please enter standard useless boilerplate disclaimer of all intent to damage here.
Warning: I dislike warnings. This is for the "dark" fic challenge so caveat lector.
Notes: For the dark side challenge on sga_flashfic. Finished while under the influence of a slash con. Thank you so much, wyomingnot for helping me finish this nasty little story.



( The Book of the First Queen: )

Bang A Bong
by MrsHamill (mrshamill@gmail.com)

Archive: My site, Mom's Kitchen and sga_flashfic. All others please ask.
Category: Silly
Pairing: J/R
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Oh please.
Summary: It's a bong. That's their story and they're sticking to it.
Disclaimer: Please enter standard useless boilerplate disclaimer of all intent to damage here.
Warning: Never say 'bite me' to a cat.
Series: Never ever.
Notes: For the flashfic challenge, Sex, Drugs and Rock'n'Roll. Thanks to Nansi, Debbie and Camille for jogging this old broad's deep memory on a certain song, Nansi and Christi (She From Whom All Bunnies Come) for the beta and reassurances. Oh, and Sheppard's opinion on Duran Duran is his own, so don't blame me for it. I happen to like the group and he's tone deaf anyway.



(  It's a bong.  )