title: Things You Just Don't Want to Hear at Breakfast
author: seekergeek
rating: PG-13 ish
characters/pairings: Cadman/Beckett, Katie Brown, Chuck the Technician
genre: humor
warnings: Very slight spoiler for 'The Return' and a reference to 'Duet'. Carson fans, look away. It ain't pretty.
disclaimer: SGA owned by someone who isn't me. No profit made here.
beta'd by: Me, Myself and I. Please inform me if any of these three have failed anywhere.
summary: "Worst. Sex. Ever." Laura growled as she stabbed a poor, defenseless sausage repeatedly with her fork.