[identity profile] blade-girl.livejournal.com
Title: All Systems Go
Author: Blade ([livejournal.com profile] blade_girl)
Genre: Humor
Characters: Sheppard’s team
Spoilers: None
Rating: PG, Gen
Disclaimer: Don’t own ‘em, just use ‘em.
Words: 2,069
Warnings: Never stick a fork into a toaster without first unplugging it. The toaster, not the fork.
Author’s note: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] crazymadi for coming up with the title, and for wearing the beta hat. It looks good on her. Really.

Summary: “The report should reflect the actual events of the mission with a high degree of accuracy.”

All Systems Go )
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[identity profile] mrshamill.livejournal.com
Well, it HAD to be done, I'm just surprised to be the first one with it. ;-)

Mission Critical
by MrsHamill (mrshamill@gmail.com)

Archive: My site, Mom's Kitchen. All others please ask.
Category: Weird humour.
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Rating: R-ish, mostly for language and egregious misspellings
Spoilers: None. Seriously.
Summary: John comes to regret asking Rodney for help with a mission report.
Disclaimer: Please enter standard useless boilerplate disclaimer of all intent to damage here.
Warning: Never say 'bite me' to a cat.
Series: Well, they think so, but I don't.
Notes: Written for the SGA Flashfic community challenge: mission report. Does not riff on anyone's else's story, cross my heart.

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Mission Report: P2M-334 )
[identity profile] millefiori.livejournal.com
Title: The Relevant Data
Author: Millefiori
Summary: SG1/SGA crossover. Sam Carter is convinced there’s something hinky about the reports coming from Atlantis.

For the Mission Report Challenge, based on The Wheel, Atlantis, Wars, And So On by Speranza. Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] luthien and [livejournal.com profile] 30toseoul for beta help, and to [livejournal.com profile] cesperanza for letting me riff off her story.

The Relevant Data )
ext_1558: baby Spock peeking up over the bottom of the icon (sga)
[identity profile] lim.livejournal.com
Title: Mission Report
Characters: Teyla, Pegasus
Length: 141 words / 1 minute 49 seconds
Rating: G
Notes: Thanks to Ces for everything.
Er. I figured Teyla has an oral culture.

Mission Report [ 2.5mb mp3 ] Zipped.

words )

And I made a sort of vid to go with it:

video [ 16mb divX , 10mb .m4v , 57mb .mov ] Zipped.


Many thanks to Oxoniensis for hosting.
[identity profile] dr-dredd.livejournal.com
Title: Season Two, Chapter and Verse
Author: Dr. Dredd
Genre: Gen, teamfic, humor
Spoilers: All of Season 2
Rating: PG-13 (language)
Disclaimer: Stargate Atlantis, characters, concept, etc, aren't mine. Bloody heck.
Words: ~900
Summary: John's unique way of writing mission reports

A/N: I'm blaming [livejournal.com profile] owleyes_arisen's Haiku for this. Some of the limericks are worse than others. :-)

There once was a man from Nantucket )
[identity profile] mgunby.livejournal.com
Title: A Modern Air Force Colonel
Author: Missa
Genre: humor
Spoilers: none
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be
Words: 488
Summary: "At the next staff meeting, I'm imposing a city wide ban of Gilbert and Sullivan"

A/N: This came to me on the treadmill. I think it just proves that I'm insane. Especially given that this is my first contribution to this particular fandom.

A Modern Air Force Colonel )
[identity profile] cincodemaygirl.livejournal.com
“My Lover Is a Brave Warrior, Or, The Things I Did For Fresh Vegetables” by cincodemaygirl

Title: My Lover Is a Brave Warrior, Or, The Things I Did For Fresh Vegetables
Author: [livejournal.com profile] cincodemaygirl
Rating: G
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Elizabeth Weir, Teyla Emmagen, Ronon Dex
Summary: John really doesn’t want to write his mission report.
Genre: Humor, gen
Word count: ~1300 words
Note: Thank you to [livejournal.com profile] vegetariansushi for beta above and beyond the call of duty, as always.

My Lover Is a Brave Warrior, Or, The Things I Did For Fresh Vegetables )
ext_1033: Mad Elizabeth (SGA Team)
[identity profile] wordwitch.livejournal.com
Title: Mission Report Form 207B: First Contact Trading Establishment
Author: [livejournal.com profile] wordwitch
Rating: G, unlike the original!
Summary: Rodney McKay's report for [livejournal.com profile] coreopsis's scorching Puzzle Pieces: Mission Report Form 207B: First Contact Trading Establishment )
[identity profile] nenyavilyanenya.livejournal.com

Title:  Botanical Aggravations
Author:  NenyaVilyaNenya
Summary:
  John’s report from a mission with the team, a botanist, and strange alien plants that were very much alive.
Rating:  PG-13
Genre:  Humor/General
 

[identity profile] jade-1459.livejournal.com
Title: Chocolate Supplement 
Author: Jade
Rating: PG
Character(s): Ronon Dex. Mentions of Dr. Rodney McKay, Lt. Colonel John Sheppard, Teyla
Challenge: Mission Report
Summary: One of Ronon Dex's earliest mission reports.

sholio: sun on winter trees (Default)
[personal profile] sholio
Title: Walking Wounded
Author: Sholio, aka [livejournal.com profile] friendshipper
Rating: G
Characters: Sheppard, McKay, Zelenka
Summary: Not all injuries are those of the flesh. Sheppard tries to write a report for the events of "Grace Under Pressure". This story is obviously one gigantic GUP spoiler.
Word count: ~1900 words

Sometimes it was easiest, with the hard reports, to start at the end and work backwards. )
[identity profile] seekergeek.livejournal.com
title: Writer's Block
author: [personal profile] seekergeek
pairings: John/Rodney, Teyla/Ronon, John/Team?(he's not sure and neither am I)
genre: humor
rating: R-ish to be on the safe side
disclaimer: SGA owned by someone who isn't me. No profit made here.
summary: John gets writer's block after missions like this.
notes: Unbeta'd. Please inform me of any egregious errors.

ext_41596: The star α Mira with shockwave in the UV spectrum (atlantis gate ancient text)
[identity profile] rhian-morwenna.livejournal.com
Mission 2006-173
Author: Rhiannon
Challenge: Mission Report
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Teyla Emmagan, Ronon Dex, Carson Beckett
Pairing: implied Carson/John/Rodney, Ronon/Teyla, ?/?
Summary: One of John’s mission reports after having finally read a new book.
Word Count: 952
Genre: Humor
Warning: Implied het, implied slash, swearing
Rating: R/Mature
Disclaimer: Don’t own, no harm intended, please don’t sue.
Author's Notes: Many thanks to my lovely beta-reader, [personal profile] lvs2read.


The First Draft )
[identity profile] teaphile.livejournal.com
Title: Five Paragraphs Eventually Cut from Atlantis Mission Reports
Author: Teaphile
Challenge: Mission Report
Classification: Gen

Five Paragraphs Eventually Cut from Atlantis Mission Reports )
astolat: lady of shalott weaving in black and white (Default)
[personal profile] astolat
If you would like to globally opt-OUT for the Mission Report Challenge part c), please comment here. This says you do NOT want someone writing a mission report based on one of your stories, no matter what. If you just want to be asked for permission first or informed first, you do NOT need to comment; that is now the default for the challenge.

The following list of people are those who posted opting-out without exceptions in the original post -- I have tried to err on the side of putting people on here if I wasn't sure whether or not they just wanted to be asked, but if I've made any mistakes or omissions, just drop a comment and I will remove/add you as you wish.

Note -- the list in the post itself is just the people who opted out in the previous post; please CHECK THE COMMENTS for people who have opted out since then, thanks!

opted-out )
[identity profile] cesperanza.livejournal.com
If you would like to globally opt-IN for the Mission Report Challenge part c), please comment here. (This says you don't mind someone writing a mission report based on the events in your story, if you are properly credited.)
[identity profile] cesperanza.livejournal.com
Whoa, whoa--okay, okay! We hear you! While we remain philosophically committed to the idea that people have the right to make art based on other art provided that due credit is given the original artist, this is supposed to be fun, not a referendum on the nature of derivative works.

Also, we'd like this to be less work for us.

So here's what we're gonna do. DO ask permission if you want to try option C in the Mission Report challenge. In order to make it easier for this to happen, I'm going to make two other posts--a global opt-in and a global opt-out (to spare people who don't want to be bothered asking or refusing individuals.)

If you opted out already--and opted out without exception, because a number of you said "just ask for permission" which is now the default--so if you opted out without exception, I'll put your name on the global opt-out post, so don't worry; you're covered.

If you would like to opt-in globally, please drop a comment on the opt-in post.

If you're not sure, do nothing! Wait for someone to contact you, or not! (I actually personally think we're not going to get many option c)'s in general, because I think they're going to be hard to write--but I'd love to be surprised.)

While I'm here, another couple of points of clarification:

1) I suppose I'm to blame for using the word "remix"; please note that this is NOT a conventional remix, but a mission report. The idea of c) is to tell the same story, differently--in mission report form--not to change the original story in a radical way; if something really weird happened on mission, how might that come across in the formal report?

2) We were surprised by how many people feared having gen stories or other-pairing stories mixed into McShep. That was certainly not the intention of the challenge--again, this was supposed to be a mission report challenge, so it's supposed to reflect (distort, embellish, conceal) what actually happened on the mission, the original story being the mission.

3) [livejournal.com profile] corinna_5 asked a great question: "Can ONLY stories in mission-report format can be submitted? Or is it that the idea of the "mission report" can be played with in the way, say "documentation" was in that challenge? " Answer: No, you can write stories about or that feature mission reports as key plot points; we continue to preach latitude in the hope that we get as many good stories as possible.

If you have any other questions or comments or DO want to keep debating the nature of derivative art, please comment here. If you are GLOBALLY OPTING IN or OUT, please comment in one of the two next posts!!

Out for now--
[identity profile] cesperanza.livejournal.com
Okay, this comes from an idea by [livejournal.com profile] nudaydreamer and it's like, three--three!--cool challenges in one! As she puts it:
I'd love to see a Mission Report Challenge. We all know some crazy shit happens on those other worlds, and authors could choose to a) write a (pornalicious?) Report That Will Never Actually Be Filed Because Elizabeth Would Freak Out And Such, b) write a euphemistically suggestive report that leaves those of us with dirty minds quite clear on what happened, without being explicit, or possibly c) take another author's story and write a report of type a or b for it.
Everybody got that? See, it's kind of a Document Challenge and it's kind of a Remix and it's kind of Classified and Porny--or not; it's a festival, really. Now to clarify about option c)--if you choose to write a mission report of somebody else's story, we'll ask you to credit them, but we won't require you to ask their permission Edited to add: and get their permission, or check the links below. HOWEVER, if you want to opt OUT of option c)--i.e. tell people that they can't write a mission report of your story or stories, even with credit--please leave a comment in this post ASAP. Edited to add: link to new opt-out post below! We WILL ask challenge respondents to check before posting that the writer hasn't opted out of the challenge. Edited to add: Merryish reminds me to say that it is, of course, perfectly acceptable to write a mission report on one of your own stories!

It's August 21st; stories will be due on Monday, September 4th, Labor Day, at midnight.


Edited to add: Freezing comments here: click here for a policy clarification, opt-in, and opt-out posts are above.

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